Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage
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Ways to reach Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
88 Brixton Rd, SW9 6BE, London · +447880008315
Places near Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Mezzo130 m · lebanese
- Adulis200 m · eritrean
- Smash & Grill310 m · kebab
- 24 The Oval340 m
The website's grade
Some AI assistants are turned away by Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage's website. It can read what Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage offers. To book or order, it is sent to Quandoo, a marketplace.
33 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage compares
5,516 of 9,332 in London
Top 59% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Sweet Affairs Ealing D, Sweet Hollywood D. Just below: Taherah D, Tai Pan Alley D.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | no |
The top 10% are the 954 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 145,483 sites | 57% | 28% | 50.8% |
| Sites using Quandoo 176 sites | 53% | 17% | 50.8% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mezzo lebanese | 131 m | C | yes |
| Lola Tapas & Wine - Restaurant Oval | 197 m | B | no |
| Adulis eritrean | 202 m | D | yes |
| Tgs entertainment cafe ethiopian | 208 m | F | no |
| Smash & Grill kebab, chicken, burger | 313 m | C | yes |
| Conuco venezuelan | 333 m | D | no |
| 24 The Oval | 344 m | C | yes |
| Palace Grill | 401 m | D | no |
| Sun Kong chinese | 411 m | D | no |
| Fentiman Arms | 534 m | B | no |
Businesses like Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage in London
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 9,332 | 54% | 35% | 50.8% |
| Sites built with WordPress in London | 2,751 | 66% | 47% | 50.8% |
| Sites using Quandoo in London | 12 | 55% | 33% | 50.8% |
| Sites built with WordPress and using Quandoo in London | 7 | 53% | 29% | 50.8% |
The best of the sites built with WordPress and using Quandoo in London
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After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (Booking only through quandoo; Quandoo's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 9,332 in London.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- Booking only through quandoo +12 points
Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor
- Quandoo's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit +12 points
Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.quandoo.co.uk/terms-conditions. An agent that books or orders there goes against the vendor's terms unless the vendor allows it. A form or booking page on your own domain has no such limit. How to fix it About this vendor
- The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +10 points
Requests as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403), PerplexityBot (http_403) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +7 points
Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
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Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · contact page /about/: nothing new; menu page /menu/: nothing new; Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge
What to paste
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.
Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.
Show the code to paste
Structured data (JSON-LD)
Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage",
"url": "https://tacacho.com/",
"telephone": "+447880008315",
"address": "88 Brixton Rd, SW9 6BE, London",
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": 51.47767227,
"longitude": -0.11257328
}
}
</script>
llms.txt
Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.
# Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage > organization (latin american) in 88 Brixton Rd, SW9 6BE, London, London. Phone +447880008315. ## Book or order directly - Menu: https://tacacho.com/menu/ ## About - Website: https://tacacho.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Own this business?
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
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What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/tacacho.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | tacacho.com/menu/ html_page | from the scan |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +447880008315 |
Stable links that count: /go/tacacho.com/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
| Vendor terms for agents Quandoo, read 2026-10-15 | No |
Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Source. About Quandoo · all vendors.
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |