# Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage: Agent-Direct Score D (50.8%) Site: https://tacacho.com/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/tacacho.com Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage is hard for agents to use. Some AI assistants are turned away by Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage's website. It can read what Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage offers. To book or order, it is sent to Quandoo, a marketplace. ## Direct links - Menu: https://tacacho.com/menu/ - Phone: +447880008315 - Address: 88 Brixton Rd, SW9 6BE, London ## Nearby, also direct Places near Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Mezzo (130 m): https://directindex.org/r/mezzo.cafe - Adulis (200 m): https://directindex.org/r/adulis.co.uk - Smash & Grill (310 m): https://directindex.org/r/smashandgrill.co.uk - 24 The Oval (340 m): https://directindex.org/r/24theoval.co.uk ## What to fix first - **Booking only through quandoo.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **Quandoo's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit.** (+12 points) Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.quandoo.co.uk/terms-conditions. An agent that books or orders there goes against the vendor's terms unless the vendor allows it. A form or booking page on your own domain has no such limit. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+10 points) Requests as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403), PerplexityBot (http_403) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing - **Structured data is incomplete.** (+7 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage > organization (latin american) in 88 Brixton Rd, SW9 6BE, London, London. Phone +447880008315. ## Book or order directly - Menu: https://tacacho.com/menu/ ## About - Website: https://tacacho.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **Structured data found (Organization).** no address, phone or hours in it - **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices. ## Where it stands 5516 of 9350 in London. Top 59% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | yes | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 36% | no | Nearest places in the index: Mezzo (C, 131 m, https://directindex.org/r/mezzo.cafe); Lola Tapas & Wine - Restaurant Oval (B, 197 m, https://directindex.org/r/lolatapas.co.uk); Adulis (D, 202 m, https://directindex.org/r/adulis.co.uk); Tgs entertainment cafe (F, 208 m, https://directindex.org/r/aradatv.co.uk); Smash & Grill (C, 313 m, https://directindex.org/r/smashandgrill.co.uk); Conuco (D, 333 m, https://directindex.org/r/conuco.co.uk); 24 The Oval (C, 344 m, https://directindex.org/r/24theoval.co.uk); Palace Grill (D, 401 m, https://directindex.org/r/chickenandpizzapalace.co.uk); Sun Kong (D, 411 m, https://directindex.org/r/sunkong-se5.co.uk); Fentiman Arms (B, 534 m, https://directindex.org/r/thefentimanarms.co.uk). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 57% (28% A or B, 145483 sites); Sites using Quandoo 53% (17% A or B, 176 sites); This site 50.8%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/tacacho.com/agent-view ## Businesses like Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage in London | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in London | 9350 | 54% | 35% | 50.8% | | Sites built with WordPress in London | 2751 | 66% | 47% | 50.8% | | Sites using Quandoo in London | 12 | 55% | 33% | 50.8% | | Sites built with WordPress and using Quandoo in London | 7 | 53% | 29% | 50.8% | The best of the sites built with WordPress and using Quandoo in London: Pittagoras (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/pittagoras.co.uk); Ambience (B 75.8%, https://directindex.org/r/ambiencerestaurant.co.uk); Colosseo (D 53.8%, https://directindex.org/r/colosseorestaurant.co.uk); Fusion Masti (D 48.8%, https://directindex.org/r/fusionmasti.co.uk); Canton Element (D 46.2%, https://directindex.org/r/cantonelement.co.uk). With the three fixes above (Booking only through quandoo; Quandoo's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 9,350 in London. ## The direct record What agents get for Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/tacacho.com - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: https://tacacho.com/menu/ (html_page; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +447880008315 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/tacacho.com/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no - Vendor terms for agents, Quandoo: No. Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.quandoo.co.uk/terms-conditions ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 15 | 25 | | Readable | 15 | 25 | | Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/tacacho.com - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/tacacho.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/tacacho.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology ยท Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=tacacho.com&force=1