The Direct Index
Report · London · scanned 2026-10-21

Sweet Affairs Ealing

sweetaffairs.net is hard for agents to use.

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203 Uxbridge Rd, W13 9AA, London · 020 8567 1670

Nearby, also direct

Places near Sweet Affairs Ealing that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Sweet Affairs Ealing's website. What Sweet Affairs Ealing offers is on another site. It finds a way to book or order directly, through order.sweetaffairs.co.uk.

50.8%

33 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. Sweet Affairs Ealing wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Sweet Affairs Ealing compares

Where it stands

5,514 of 9,332 in London

Top 59% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Sushi Sashimi D, SushiDog D. Just below: Sweet Hollywood D, Tacacho @Van Gogh Cottage D.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML87%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)94%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours62%no
Have an llms.txt36%no

The top 10% are the 954 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

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Businesses like yours

Businesses like Sweet Affairs Ealing in London

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in London9,33254%35%50.8%

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After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Ordering through an unrecognised third party; Menu or price list is on another site), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 186th of 9,332 in London, up from 5514th.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. Ordering through an unrecognised third party +9 points

    Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it

  3. Menu or price list is on another site +5 points

    The link goes to deliveroo.co.uk, so that site gets the credit and the visits. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in London. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · contact page /index.php: nothing new

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.

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Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Sweet Affairs Ealing",
  "url": "https://sweetaffairs.net",
  "telephone": "020 8567 1670",
  "address": "203 Uxbridge Rd, W13 9AA, London",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.510899456469744,
    "longitude": -0.31851158300991766
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Sweet Affairs Ealing

> local business in 203 Uxbridge Rd, W13 9AA, London, London. Phone 020 8567 1670.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://deliveroo.co.uk/menu/london/southall/sweet-affairs-stl

## About

- Website: https://sweetaffairs.net
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

Own this business?

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Agent-Direct Score D

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/sweetaffairs.net"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/sweetaffairs.net.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score D" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Sweet Affairs Ealing

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/sweetaffairs.net, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menudeliveroo.co.uk/menu/london/southall/sweet-affairs-stl externalfrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone020 8567 1670

Stable links that count: /go/sweetaffairs.net/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 0 of 5, Not Ready

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtno how
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno