The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-21

Tarte In The Park

thefrenchtarte.co.uk is mostly ready for agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach Tarte In The Park directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake

Victoria Recreation Ground, KT6 5JL, Surbiton · +442083991123

Prices: 4 prices on the site, the middle one £18.00

Nearby, also direct

Places near Tarte In The Park that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Tarte In The Park's website. What Tarte In The Park offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It finds a way to book or order directly, through appless.app.

75.4%

49 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

The footer says © 2021.

Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. In London, 77% of comparable sites that show a year say 2025 or later.

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4 prices on the landing page, the middle one £18.00.

In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £14.00.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Tarte In The Park wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Tarte In The Park compares

Where it stands

1,003 of 5,693 in London cafes and bars

Top 18% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Sir Sydney Smith B, Somers Town Coffee House B. Just below: Tavern Pub B, The Albion B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML93%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)93%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours49%no
Have an llms.txt22%no

The top 10% are the 583 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Squarespace 32,150 sites61%41%75.4%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
The Lamb418 mCno
Surbeanton491 mDno
The Victoria648 mBno
The Elm Tree pizza663 mAyes
Allegro Cafe & Restaurant823 mAyes
The French Tarte french835 mBno
FIKA [fee-ka] coffee_shop, swedish845 mByes
The Antelope850 mAyes
The Press Room coffee_shop874 mCno
Harts Boatyard Surbiton929 mBno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Tarte In The Park in London cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars5,69350%30%75.4%
Sites built with Squarespace in London cafes and bars56667%48%75.4%

The best of the sites built with Squarespace in London cafes and bars

Humble Grape A 100% · Nightjar A 100% · Friends of Ours A 95.4% · 45 Jermyn St. A 93.8% · Balls A 93.8%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (Ordering through an unrecognised third party; Menu or price list is a PDF; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 52nd of 5,693 in London cafes and bars, up from 1003rd.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Ordering through an unrecognised third party +9 points

    Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it

  2. Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points

    Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it

  3. Structured data is incomplete +1 points

    Missing: telephone. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (LocalBusiness) address, opening hours

Builder: squarespace · contact page /contact: nothing new

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on squarespace.

Where to paste it on Squarespace: the Code Injection panel, in the Header field, which applies to every page. It needs the Core plan or above. the official help page.

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Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Tarte In The Park",
  "url": "https://www.thefrenchtarte.co.uk",
  "telephone": "+442083991123",
  "address": "Victoria Recreation Ground, KT6 5JL, Surbiton",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.38894,
    "longitude": -0.314882
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Tarte In The Park

> local business in Victoria Recreation Ground, KT6 5JL, Surbiton, London cafes and bars. Phone +442083991123.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.thefrenchtarte.co.uk/s/NEW-Tarte-Menu-16th-May-2026.pdf

## About

- Website: https://www.thefrenchtarte.co.uk
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

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Agent-Direct Score B

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Tarte In The Park

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thefrenchtarte.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menuwww.thefrenchtarte.co.uk/s/NEW-Tarte-Menu-16th-May-2026.pdf pdffrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+442083991123

Stable links that count: /go/thefrenchtarte.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes