The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Tarte In The Park

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thefrenchtarte.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,334

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

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of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: The French Tarte, Surbiton | Cafe, Patisserie, Boulangerie · language en-US. First 1,800 of 3,334 characters:

The French Tarte, Surbiton | Cafe, Patisserie, Boulangerie Top Boulangerie-Patisserie-Café BienvenueEstablished in 2011, The French Tarte offers beautiful artisan breads and fine patisserie alongside a popular breakfast and lunch menu and a fabulous Afternoon Tea. With locally roasted coffee, organic teas and a wine-list, enjoy a little slice of France in Surbiton village. View Menu Order Online This café seduces Surbiton with its line-up of signature home-baked goodies, and delivers the goods with enthusiasm.— Squaremeal Review, 2018 Opening HoursExcept for Afternoon Tea at The French Tarte Surbiton, no booking is required.Please note that for the Tarte in the Park, Long Ditton, opening times are subject to both the weather forecast and sunset times - with shorter hours anticipated in winter. SurbitonMonday CLOSEDTuesday 8am - 4pmWednesday 8am - 4pmThursday 8am - 4pmFriday 8am - 4pmSaturday 9am - 4pmSunday 9am - 4pm Afternoon Tea Afternoon Tea Afternoon Tea Eat-In, £26 Per Person (+ £12 with A Glass Of Champagne)Takeaway Afternoon Tea, £24 Per PersonFor a special treat, our Afternoon Tea hits the spot with a selection of miniature savouries and sweet patisserie accompanied by a choice of organic tea, locally roasted coffee, and warm oven-baked scones with lashings of cream and our homemade seasonal jam. Afternoon Tea is available Wednesday – Sunday by pre-order only and with a minimum of 48 hours notice.Eat-in reservations can be made from 1.30pm onwards. Please note that The French Tarte closes at 4pm.For Eat-in reservations, a deposit of £10 per person is required. This will be redeemed against the final bill. If, with less than 24 hours, the reservation is cancelled or reduces in number, the deposit is non-refundable.For Takeaway/collection, full payment is taken wh
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDLocalBusiness
NameThe French Tarte
Telephone+442083991123 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressyes
Opening hoursyes
Menu or price lista PDF www.thefrenchtarte.co.uk/s/NEW-Tarte-Menu-16th-May-2026.pdf
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
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