The Direct Index
Report · Calgary · scanned 2026-10-16

BROUHAHA

thebrouhaha.ca is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

OrderMenuCallWebsite

Ways to reach BROUHAHA directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-16. Through clover acting for the business. Report a mistake

14 Street NW 609 Calgary · +14034530577

Prices: 4 prices on the site, the middle one CA$23.00

Owners

The website's grade

AI assistants can't open BROUHAHA's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

27.7%

18 of 65 points available

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agent-readiness level

3

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

4 prices on the landing page, the middle one CA$23.00.

In Calgary, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is CA$15.00.

Every city compared →
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Calgary and named 56 places. BROUHAHA wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How BROUHAHA compares

Where it stands

1,208 of 1,362 in Calgary

Top 89% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Tamasha Cuisine and Cocktails F, The Goose F. Just below: Fusion Sushi & Thai F, Golden Sands Chinese Restaurant F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain99%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML98%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)93%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours63%no
Have an llms.txt39%no

The top 10% are the 144 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 68,857 sites58%30%27.7%
Sites using Clover 208 sites65%45%27.7%

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Globefish Kensington sushi312 mFno
Tu Taco mexican500 mFno
Ramen Arashi Calgary ramen558 mCyes
Niko's Bistro italian582 mDno
Pho HouZ vietnamese638 mCyes
Foodyard Kensington646 mAno
Charly Chan Szechuan Restaurant670 mFno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like BROUHAHA in Calgary

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Calgary1,36257%39%27.7%
Sites built with WordPress in Calgary46164%43%27.7%
Sites using Clover in Calgary2162%48%27.7%
Sites built with WordPress and using Clover in Calgary1264%42%27.7%

The best of the sites built with WordPress and using Clover in Calgary

Persian Plate A 87.7% · Mot To Vietnamese Restaurant A 86.2% · VS Dhosa A 86.2% · Dosirak B 78.5% · Gogi Korean Kitchen B 72.3%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; Clover's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 37th of 1,362 in Calgary, up from 1208th.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points

    A plain fetch was refused (challenge:checking your browser). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

  2. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  3. Clover's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit +5 points

    Clover's consumer app terms (8 June 2023, section 3.5), linked from its online ordering pages, bar any deep-link, robot, spider or other device or process to access, copy or monitor the site or app, and bar the use of buying agents; no agent programme was found. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.clover.com/consumer/terms. An agent that books or orders there goes against the vendor's terms unless the vendor allows it. A form or booking page on your own domain has no such limit. How to fix it About this vendor

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Calgary. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got challenge:checking your browser; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "BROUHAHA",
  "url": "https://thebrouhaha.ca/",
  "telephone": "+14034530577",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "14 Street NW 609",
    "addressLocality": "Calgary"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.0570571,
    "longitude": -114.0950724
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "breakfast"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://thebrouhaha.ca/dining-menu/",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.clover.com/online-ordering/brouhaha-calgary",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
Owners

Own this business?

If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/thebrouhaha.ca"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/thebrouhaha.ca.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for BROUHAHA

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thebrouhaha.ca, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/calgary/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Orderwww.clover.com/online-ordering/brouhaha-calgary vendor on own site: Cloverfound by the scan of 2026-10-16, not yet tested
Menuthebrouhaha.ca/dining-menu/ html_pagefrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+14034530577

Stable links that count: /go/thebrouhaha.ca/order, /go/thebrouhaha.ca/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Clover, read 2026-10-15
No

Clover's consumer app terms (8 June 2023, section 3.5), linked from its online ordering pages, bar any deep-link, robot, spider or other device or process to access, copy or monitor the site or app, and bar the use of buying agents; no agent programme was found. Source. About Clover · all vendors.

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got challenge:checking your browser); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

Agent readiness

Not measured

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno