The Naughty Neighbour
thelawrencearms.co.uk is partly visible to agents.
Listed by Overture Maps.
Ways to reach The Naughty Neighbour directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Through opentable acting for the business. Report a mistake
389 Brockley Rd, SE4 2PH, London · 020 8694 6962
Places near The Naughty Neighbour that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Spring Way160 m · chinese
- Babur Takeaway220 m · asian fusion
- Brockley Rock580 m · fish and chips
- Dominic's Pizza620 m · pizza
- Miss Margherita770 m · pizza
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open The Naughty Neighbour's website. What The Naughty Neighbour offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It finds a way to book or order directly, through OpenTable.
39 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Not Ready
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about London and named 66 places. The Naughty Neighbour wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How The Naughty Neighbour compares
4,531 of 9,352 in London
Top 48% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: The Good Plot C, The Grafton Arms C. Just below: The New Crumbs C, Them Street Food C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | no |
The top 10% are the 957 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites using OpenTable 3,121 sites | 65% | 38% | 60% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Royal Tandoori indian | 11 m | C | no |
| Yard Sale Pizza pizza | 13 m | D | no |
| Longhorn American Italian Diner | 29 m | F | no |
| Spring Way chinese | 160 m | B | yes |
| Babur Takeaway asian_fusion | 216 m | A | yes |
| Break The Fast London breakfast_and_brunch | 560 m | F | no |
| Moonbow Jakes | 580 m | D | no |
| Brockley Rock fish_and_chips | 583 m | B | yes |
| Dominic's Pizza pizza | 622 m | D | yes |
| Miss Margherita pizza | 766 m | B | yes |
Businesses like The Naughty Neighbour in London
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 9,352 | 54% | 35% | 60% |
| Sites using OpenTable in London | 275 | 62% | 32% | 60% |
The best of the sites using OpenTable in London
La Nonna A 95.4% · 34 Mayfair A 92.3% · Bacchanalia A 92.3% · Balthazar London A 92.3% · Berberè Pizzeria A 92.3%
After the top fixes
With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; Menu or price list is a PDF), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 826th of 9,352 in London, up from 4531st.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- No structured data for the business +15 points
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
- Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points
Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in London. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Booking through opentable on your own domain There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.
- OpenTable works with agents through its partners OpenTable's terms page could not be fetched on 2026-10-15; OpenTable names over 200 authorized partners, Google, Meta and OpenAI among them, as the channels through which agents book. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://mynews13.com/fl/orlando/business/2026/07/14/opentable-new-terms. An assistant that isn't a partner may not be able to finish there. A direct path on your own domain works for all of them.
Builder: unknown · contact page /contact.html: nothing new
What to paste
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.
Show the code to paste
Structured data (JSON-LD)
Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "LocalBusiness",
"name": "The Naughty Neighbour",
"url": "https://www.thelawrencearms.co.uk/food",
"telephone": "020 8694 6962",
"address": "389 Brockley Rd, SE4 2PH, London",
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": 51.454632,
"longitude": -0.0369975
},
"potentialAction": [
{
"@type": "ReserveAction",
"target": {
"@type": "EntryPoint",
"urlTemplate": "https://www.opentable.co.uk/widget/reservation/loader?rid=425904&type=standard&theme=standard&color=1&dark=false&iframe=true&domain=couk&lang=en-GB&newtab=false&ot_source=Restaurant%20website&cfe=true",
"actionPlatform": [
"http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
"http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
]
},
"result": {
"@type": "Reservation",
"name": "Reservation"
}
}
]
}
</script>
llms.txt
Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.
# The Naughty Neighbour > local business in 389 Brockley Rd, SE4 2PH, London, London. Phone 020 8694 6962. ## Book or order directly - Book: https://www.opentable.co.uk/widget/reservation/loader?rid=425904&type=standard&theme=standard&color=1&dark=false&iframe=true&domain=couk&lang=en-GB&newtab=false&ot_source=Restaurant%20website&cfe=true (through opentable acting for the business) - Menu: https://www.thelawrencearms.co.uk/Jan2026Menu.pdf ## About - Website: https://www.thelawrencearms.co.uk/food - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Own this business?
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for The Naughty Neighbour
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thelawrencearms.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | www.opentable.co.uk/widget/reservation/loader?rid=425904&typ vendor on own site: OpenTable | found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | www.thelawrencearms.co.uk/Jan2026Menu.pdf pdf | from the scan |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | 020 8694 6962 |
Stable links that count: /go/thelawrencearms.co.uk/book, /go/thelawrencearms.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
| Vendor terms for agents OpenTable, read 2026-10-15 | Through partners |
OpenTable's terms page could not be fetched on 2026-10-15; OpenTable names over 200 authorized partners, Google, Meta and OpenAI among them, as the channels through which agents book. Source. About OpenTable · all vendors.
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | no how |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | no how |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | no |