The Direct Index
Report · London · scanned 2026-10-15

Smack Lobster Roll

smacklobster.com is largely invisible to agents.

AI assistants cannot open the website of Smack Lobster Roll, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

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7.7%

5 of 65 points available

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agent-readiness level

5

things to fix

Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.

Since the scan of 2026-10-14: fixed The site could not be read at all. new The site turned every visitor without a browser away; Almost no text without JavaScript; No structured data for the business; Menu lived on another site; Ordering only through a marketplace.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.

Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Smack Lobster Roll compares

Where it stands

2,626 of 2,929 in London

Top 90% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Yangtze F, Nécco F. Just below: 2210 By NattyCanCook F, 28°-50° Wine Workshop & Kitchen F.

What the top tenth of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML88%no
Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block)91%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours64%no
Have an llms.txt26%no

The top tenth is the 293 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.

Against its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites using Deliveroo 415 sites65%41%7.7%

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Businesses like yours

Businesses like Smack Lobster Roll in London

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in London2,92958%42%7.7%
Sites using Deliveroo in London10366%43%7.7%

The best of the sites using Deliveroo in London

Bali Satay House A 100% · Dnister Restaurant A 100% · Grilandia A 100% · Margaux A 100% · Fresh Fry Fish & Chips A 95.4%

The climb

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; Ordering only through deliveroo) the score would be about 84.6%: 442nd of 2,929 in London, up from 2626th.

Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included +23 points

    A plain fetch was refused (challenge:challenge-platform); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

  2. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  3. Ordering only through deliveroo +12 points

    Every agent transaction goes through the marketplace and its commission. Add a direct path on your own site, even a simple form. How to fix it About this vendor

  4. Menu or price list lives on another site +5 points

    The link points to deliveroo.co.uk, so the credit and the traffic go there. How to fix it

  5. Almost no text without JavaScript no points, still worth doing

    Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email, the fixes and the link; nothing stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in London. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got challenge:challenge-platform; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live; where it goes on your builder is in the guides.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Smack Lobster Roll",
  "url": "https://smacklobster.com/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Dean Street 58",
    "postalCode": "W1D 6AL",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.5126997,
    "longitude": -0.1320194
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo 12:00-20:00; Tu-Th 12:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 11:30-22:00; Su 11:30-20:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "20:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:30",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:30",
      "closes": "20:00"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://deliveroo.co.uk/menu/london/soho/smack"
}
</script>
Owners

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/smacklobster.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/smacklobster.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Smack Lobster Roll

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/smacklobster.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menudeliveroo.co.uk/menu/london/soho/smack externalfrom the scan
HoursMo 12:00-20:00; Tu-Th 12:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 11:30-22:00; Su 11:30-20:00 (closed now)from OpenStreetMap
Phonenone on record

Stable links that count: /go/smacklobster.com/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Deliveroo, read 2026-10-15
Not stated

Deliveroo's terms of service (6 October 2026) and terms of use say nothing about bots or automated ordering; they bar access without authority and interference with the service; no agent programme was found. Source. About Deliveroo · all vendors.

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got challenge:challenge-platform); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

Agent readiness

Not measured

The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno