The Direct Index
Report · Johannesburg cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-24

Pirates Sports Club

piratesclub.co.za is hard for agents to use.

Listed by Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach Pirates Sports Club directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-24. Report a mistake

25 Braeside Rd, Greenside, Johannesburg · 011 646 8228

Nearby, also direct

Places near Pirates Sports Club that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Pirates Sports Club's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through forms.gle.

49.2%

32 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

5

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

The footer says © 2024.

Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Pirates Sports Club compares

Where it stands

149 of 305 in Johannesburg cafes and bars

Top 49% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Jojo Rooftop Lounge D, Juicy Lucy D. Just below: Shift Espresso Bar | Silvamonte D, The Irish Rock D.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain94%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML53%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)91%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours19%no
Have an llms.txt41%no

The top 10% are the 32 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Morrico Import Export217 mDno
Bottega532 mByes
Espresso574 mCyes
4th Avenue Coffee Roasters666 mCno
Starbucks coffee_shop729 mCyes
Coffee Chefs922 mFno
3 African Sisters - Speciality Coffee1.2 kmFyes
Motherland Coffee Company1.4 kmCno
Gabriella's Tea Room1.5 kmFno
Fingers Crossed coffee_shop1.9 kmDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Pirates Sports Club in Johannesburg cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Johannesburg cafes and bars30545%14%49.2%

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Johannesburg cafes and bars

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After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking through an unrecognised third party; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 95.4%, which would be first of 305 in Johannesburg cafes and bars.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. Booking through an unrecognised third party +9 points

    Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

  5. The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data

    The site shows +27116465025, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists 011 646 8228. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org.

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Johannesburg cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

Builder: unknown · contact page /contact-us: nothing new

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.

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Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Pirates Sports Club",
  "url": "http://piratesclub.co.za",
  "telephone": "011 646 8228",
  "address": "25 Braeside Rd, Greenside, Johannesburg",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": -26.14496599891988,
    "longitude": 28.01500922087561
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Pirates Sports Club

> local business in 25 Braeside Rd, Greenside, Johannesburg, Johannesburg cafes and bars. Phone 011 646 8228.

## About

- Website: http://piratesclub.co.za
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

Own this business?

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Agent-Direct Score D

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/piratesclub.co.za"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/piratesclub.co.za.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score D" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Pirates Sports Club

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-24 found no booking or ordering link on piratesclub.co.za or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/piratesclub.co.za, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/johannesburg-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone011 646 8228

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownyes
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno