# Pirates Sports Club: Agent-Direct Score D (49.2%) Site: http://piratesclub.co.za Report: https://directindex.org/r/piratesclub.co.za Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) Pirates Sports Club is hard for agents to use. An AI assistant can open Pirates Sports Club's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through forms.gle. ## Direct links - Phone: 011 646 8228 - Address: 25 Braeside Rd, Greenside, Johannesburg ## Nearby, also direct Places near Pirates Sports Club that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Bottega (530 m): https://directindex.org/r/bottegacafe.co.za - Espresso (570 m): https://directindex.org/r/expressoshow.com - Starbucks (730 m): https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.com - 3 African Sisters - Speciality Coffee (1.2 km): https://directindex.org/r/3africansisters.com ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+14 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **Booking through an unrecognised third party.** (+9 points) Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website - **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business - **The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data.** The site shows +27116465025, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists 011 646 8228. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org. ## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored) - **The footer says © 2024.** Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # Pirates Sports Club > local business in 25 Braeside Rd, Greenside, Johannesburg, Johannesburg cafes and bars. Phone 011 646 8228. ## About - Website: http://piratesclub.co.za - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. ## Where it stands 148 of 305 in Johannesburg cafes and bars. Top 49% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 94% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 53% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 91% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 19% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 41% | no | Nearest places in the index: Morrico Import Export (D, 217 m, https://directindex.org/r/morrico.co.za); Bottega (B, 532 m, https://directindex.org/r/bottegacafe.co.za); Espresso (C, 574 m, https://directindex.org/r/expressoshow.com); 4th Avenue Coffee Roasters (C, 666 m, https://directindex.org/r/4thavenuecoffee.co.za); Starbucks (C, 729 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.com); Coffee Chefs (F, 922 m, https://directindex.org/r/coffeechefs.co.za); 3 African Sisters - Speciality Coffee (F, 1190 m, https://directindex.org/r/3africansisters.com); Motherland Coffee Company (C, 1355 m, https://directindex.org/r/motherlandcoffee.com); Gabriella's Tea Room (F, 1487 m, https://directindex.org/r/gabriellastearoom.co.za); Fingers Crossed (D, 1870 m, https://directindex.org/r/fingerscrossed.coffee). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Johannesburg cafes and bars and named 51 places. Pirates Sports Club wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/johannesburg-cafes-bars/recommended See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/piratesclub.co.za/agent-view ## Businesses like Pirates Sports Club in Johannesburg cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Johannesburg cafes and bars | 305 | 45% | 14% | 49.2% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in Johannesburg cafes and bars: RnB Mogodu Mondays (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/disoufengpub.co.za); Saigon Suzy (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/saigonsuzy.co.za); Mugg & Bean On The Move (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/muggandbean.co.za); The Baron on Witkoppen (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/thebaron.co.za); Turn n Tender Steakhouse The Falls Ruimsig (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/turnntender.co.za). With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking through an unrecognised third party; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 95.4%, which would be first of 305 in Johannesburg cafes and bars. ## The direct record What agents get for Pirates Sports Club, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/piratesclub.co.za - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: 011 646 8228 ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 1 | 25 | | Actionable | 6 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/piratesclub.co.za - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: yes - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/piratesclub.co.za/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/piratesclub.co.za/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=piratesclub.co.za&force=1