The Direct Index
Report · Glasgow · scanned 2026-10-21

Patty Cake

pattycake.co.uk is mostly ready for agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

MenuCallWebsite

Ways to reach Patty Cake directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake

44 Howard Street, G1 4EE, Glasgow · +441412432640

Nearby, also direct

Places near Patty Cake that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Patty Cake's website. What Patty Cake offers is in a PDF or an image, and assistants read those badly. It finds a way to book or order directly, through romanspizzeriatakeaway.co.uk.

70.8%

46 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Glasgow and named 62 places. Patty Cake wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Patty Cake compares

Where it stands

321 of 859 in Glasgow

Top 37% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Calabash BarRestaurant B, Curry Pot B. Just below: Pepe's B, Phoenix Futures B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML83%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)92%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours68%no
Have an llms.txt20%no

The top 10% are the 87 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 145,483 sites57%28%70.8%

Nearest places with a similar menu

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
McDonald's burger419 mCyes
Five Guys burger506 mAyes
Fat Hippo american, burger547 mByes
Byron West George Street burger628 mFno
Burger King burger745 mFno
Kings kebab, pizza, burger757 mDno
Jollibee burger862 mByes
Wendy's burger912 mCyes
Kongz Drive Thru burger1.1 kmDno
Steak, Cattle & Roll burger1.2 kmFno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Patty Cake in Glasgow

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Glasgow85955%38%70.8%
Sites built with WordPress in Glasgow21566%49%70.8%

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Glasgow

Margherita Pizzeria A 100% · Swagath A 100% · The Dhabba A 100% · Yianni’s A 100% · Namaste A 98.5%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (Ordering through an unrecognised third party; Structured data is incomplete; Menu or price list is a PDF), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 25th of 859 in Glasgow, up from 321st.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Ordering through an unrecognised third party +9 points

    Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it

  2. Structured data is incomplete +4 points

    Missing: address, telephone. How to fix it

  3. Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points

    Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Glasgow. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (FastFoodRestaurant) opening hours

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Patty Cake",
  "url": "http://www.pattycake.co.uk/",
  "telephone": "+441412432640",
  "address": "44 Howard Street, G1 4EE, Glasgow",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 55.85659,
    "longitude": -4.25508
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "burger"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://pattycake.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Patty-Menu-March-26-Web.pdf"
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Patty Cake

> fast food restaurant (burger) in 44 Howard Street, G1 4EE, Glasgow, Glasgow. Phone +441412432640.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://pattycake.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Patty-Menu-March-26-Web.pdf

## About

- Website: http://www.pattycake.co.uk/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

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Agent-Direct Score B

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Patty Cake

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/pattycake.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/glasgow/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menupattycake.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Patty-Menu-March- pdffrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+441412432640

Stable links that count: /go/pattycake.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes