Funky Cellar
funkycellar.co.uk is partly visible to agents.
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Ways to reach Funky Cellar directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
10a Lamb St, E1 6EA, London · +447842615553
Places near Funky Cellar that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Chai Guys50 m
- KERB Sports Bar60 m
- Bar Three110 m
- The Ten Bells120 m · burger
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Funky Cellar's website. What Funky Cellar offers is on another site. To book or order, it is sent to OpenTable, a marketplace.
36 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How Funky Cellar compares
2,784 of 5,907 in London cafes and bars
Top 47% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: EspressoClinic C, Freaks and Geeks C. Just below: Green Cactus Coffee C, Gunners Cocktails Ltd C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 50% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | yes |
The top 10% are the 608 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Shopify 7,656 sites | 48% | 26% | 55.4% |
| Sites using OpenTable 3,121 sites | 65% | 38% | 55.4% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chai Guys | 53 m | F | yes |
| KERB Sports Bar | 57 m | B | yes |
| Climpson & Sons Coffee Bar coffee_shop | 59 m | F | no |
| Wheelcake Island | 83 m | D | no |
| Bar Three | 111 m | B | yes |
| The Ten Bells burger | 123 m | A | yes |
| Juju's | 136 m | F | no |
| Nude Coffee Roasters coffee_shop | 191 m | C | no |
| Blessings | 201 m | D | no |
| The Water Poet | 210 m | F | no |
Businesses like Funky Cellar in London cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5,907 | 50% | 30% | 55.4% |
| Sites built with Shopify in London cafes and bars | 91 | 48% | 32% | 55.4% |
| Sites using OpenTable in London cafes and bars | 39 | 63% | 36% | 55.4% |
| Sites built with Shopify and using OpenTable in London cafes and bars | 4 | 62% | 25% | 55.4% |
The best of the sites built with Shopify and using OpenTable in London cafes and bars
Qima Cafe Covent Garden B 72.3% · St. John C 66.2% · Pique D 53.8%
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (Booking only through opentable; Structured data is incomplete; Menu or price list is on another site), the score would be about 92.3%. That would be 243rd of 5,907 in London cafes and bars, up from 2784th.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- Booking only through opentable +12 points
Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor
- Structured data is incomplete +7 points
Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it
- Menu or price list is on another site +5 points
The link goes to canva.link, so that site gets the credit and the visits. How to fix it
- Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points
Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
- OpenTable works with agents through its partners OpenTable's terms page could not be fetched on 2026-10-15; OpenTable names over 200 authorized partners, Google, Meta and OpenAI among them, as the channels through which agents book. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://mynews13.com/fl/orlando/business/2026/07/14/opentable-new-terms. An assistant that isn't a partner may not be able to finish there. A direct path on your own domain works for all of them.
Builder: shopify · Front: cloudflare
What to paste
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on shopify.
Where to paste it on Shopify: Online Store, then the three-dot menu on the theme, then Edit code; paste it in the theme's layout file, inside the head. the official help page.
Show the code to paste
Structured data (JSON-LD)
Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "Funky Cellar",
"url": "http://funkycellar.co.uk/",
"telephone": "+447842615553",
"address": "10a Lamb St, E1 6EA, London",
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": 51.52015762,
"longitude": -0.07551253
}
}
</script>
Own this business?
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
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Show the score
Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/funkycellar.co.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/funkycellar.co.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score C" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Funky Cellar
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/funkycellar.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | canva.link/2wf3xnk6e0f5nud external | from the scan |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +447842615553 |
Stable links that count: /go/funkycellar.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | yes |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
| Vendor terms for agents OpenTable, read 2026-10-15 | Through partners |
OpenTable's terms page could not be fetched on 2026-10-15; OpenTable names over 200 authorized partners, Google, Meta and OpenAI among them, as the channels through which agents book. Source. About OpenTable · all vendors.
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | yes |
| llms.txt | yes |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | yes |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | yes |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | yes |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |