The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-10-21

What an AI agent reads on Funky Cellar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from funkycellar.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

489

characters of text without JavaScript, too few to answer questions from

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Independent wine bar & store, Spitalfields, London – Funky CellarAmerican ExpressApple PayDiners ClubDiscoverGoogle PayMaestroMastercardShop PayUnion PayVisa · language en. First 489 of 489 characters:

Independent wine bar & store, Spitalfields, London – Funky Cellar Skip to content Search Search Log in Cart Item added to your cart View cart Check out Continue shopping BOOK A TABLESAMPLE MENU Contact us! Name Email * Phone number Comment Send Subscribe to our emails Email Instagram Payment methods © 2026, Funky Cellar Powered by Shopify Refund policy Privacy policy Terms of service Shipping policy Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh. Opens in a new window.
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameFunky Cellar
Telephoneno
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista page on another site canva.link/2wf3xnk6e0f5nud
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks2 (Organization, SearchAction, WebSite)
Actions

The links it would act on

LinkRoleWhere it goes
www.opentable.co.uk/r/funky-cellar-reservations-london?restref=279813&bookingopentable, a marketplace

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.