Café Lisboa
cafelisboa.co.uk couldn't be reached by the scanner (http 423). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network. The finding below says what the scanner saw, and rescans are free.
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Ways to reach Café Lisboa directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
424 Staines Rd, TW14 8BS, Feltham · +442033027450
Places near Café Lisboa that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Café Lisboa's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How Café Lisboa compares
5,222 of 5,907 in London cafes and bars
Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Café Babka F, Café Caritas F. Just below: Café Noir F, Cakes and Ladders F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 50% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |
The top 10% are the 608 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Load of Hay | 404 m | D | no |
| The Bell on the Green | 567 m | B | yes |
| Duke of Wellington | 1.0 km | F | no |
| KTM ROX | 1.7 km | B | no |
| Three Horseshoes | 1.8 km | D | no |
| London's Pride | 2.2 km | B | no |
| Le Café Louis Vuitton | 2.2 km | F | yes |
| Champagne Bar Departure Lounge Terminal 2 London Heathrow Airport | 2.2 km | B | yes |
| Dept of Liquor & Social Affairs | 2.2 km | D | no |
| Gin Bar | 2.7 km | F | no |
Businesses like Café Lisboa in London cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5,907 | 50% | 30% | 0% |
The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars
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Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site couldn't be read at all
The fetch failed with http_423.
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What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Café Lisboa
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-21 found no booking or ordering link on cafelisboa.co.uk or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/cafelisboa.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +442033027450 |
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Not measured
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |