# Café Lisboa: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.cafelisboa.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/cafelisboa.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Café Lisboa's website on 2026-10-21 (http 423). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Café Lisboa's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +442033027450
- Address: 424 Staines Rd, TW14 8BS, Feltham

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Café Lisboa that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Bell on the Green (570 m): https://directindex.org/r/thebellonthegreen.com
- Enjoy Cafe (1.8 km): https://directindex.org/r/accor.com
- Champagne Bar Departure Lounge Terminal 2 London Heathrow Airport (2.2 km): https://directindex.org/r/heathrow.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_423.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
5027 of 5693 in London cafes and bars. Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Load of Hay (D, 404 m, https://directindex.org/r/galicja-am.com); The Bell on the Green (B, 567 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebellonthegreen.com); Executive Lounge (F, 953 m, https://directindex.org/r/hilton.com); Prince of Wales (F, 1342 m, https://directindex.org/r/trgconcessions.co.uk); KTM ROX (B, 1746 m, https://directindex.org/r/ktmrox.com); Enjoy Cafe (B, 1796 m, https://directindex.org/r/accor.com); Three Horseshoes (D, 1840 m, https://directindex.org/r/threehorseshoesfeltham.co.uk); London's Pride (B, 2162 m, https://directindex.org/r/londonspride.com); Le Café Louis Vuitton (F, 2171 m, https://directindex.org/r/louisvuitton.com); Champagne Bar Departure Lounge Terminal 2 London Heathrow Airport (B, 2182 m, https://directindex.org/r/heathrow.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Café Lisboa wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Café Lisboa in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5693 | 50% | 30% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Artistcafelondon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/artistcafelondon.co.uk); Bar 8 (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bar8.co.uk); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Café Lisboa, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/cafelisboa.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +442033027450

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/cafelisboa.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/cafelisboa.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=cafelisboa.co.uk&force=1