The Direct Index
Report · Melbourne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-18

Mr Squeeze South Yarra

mrsqueeze.com.au is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach Mr Squeeze South Yarra directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-18. Report a mistake

409A Chapel St, 3141, Melbourne · +61398047441

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Mr Squeeze South Yarra's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. To book or order, it is sent to Uber Eats, a marketplace.

35.4%

23 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

6

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Mr Squeeze South Yarra compares

Where it stands

2,351 of 3,067 in Melbourne cafes and bars

Top 77% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Mitte F, Mothers Milk Brighton F. Just below: Mr Summit F, Natural Science Wine and Liquor F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain99%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML91%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours28%no
Have an llms.txt25%no

The top 10% are the 311 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 68,857 sites58%30%35.4%
Sites using Uber Eats 1,135 sites62%33%35.4%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Temperance Hotel42 mAyes
Chapel Huts67 mDno
The Moser Room93 mFno
Poof Doof101 mCno
Red Bennies120 mFno
Zhou Zhou133 mFno
Bridie O'Reilly's170 mCyes
Speakeasy Kitchen Bar173 mFno
Leonards House of Love188 mFno
Lucky Penny207 mFno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Mr Squeeze South Yarra in Melbourne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Melbourne cafes and bars3,06754%31%35.4%
Sites built with WordPress in Melbourne cafes and bars91360%35%35.4%
Sites using Uber Eats in Melbourne cafes and bars3763%41%35.4%
Sites built with WordPress and using Uber Eats in Melbourne cafes and bars2066%45%35.4%

The best of the sites built with WordPress and using Uber Eats in Melbourne cafes and bars

Cyan Bar & Lounge A 86.2% · Willim Mckinnon A 85.7% · CHEFS HAND B 84.6% · Saint Lloyd B 81.1% · Willis & Anderson B 78.5%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; Ordering only through ubereats; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 243rd of 3,067 in Melbourne cafes and bars, up from 2351st.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. Ordering only through ubereats +12 points

    Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  4. No working HTTPS +3 points

    The page is only served over plain http. Browsers and agents rank it lower or refuse it.

  5. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

    Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it

  6. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Melbourne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · almost no text without JavaScript

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Mr Squeeze South Yarra",
  "url": "http://www.mrsqueeze.com.au/",
  "telephone": "+61398047441",
  "address": "409A Chapel St, 3141, Melbourne",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": -37.84498759,
    "longitude": 144.99439711
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Mr Squeeze South Yarra

> local business in 409A Chapel St, 3141, Melbourne, Melbourne cafes and bars. Phone +61398047441.

## About

- Website: http://www.mrsqueeze.com.au/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

Own this business?

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Agent-Direct Score F

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Mr Squeeze South Yarra

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-18 found no booking or ordering link on mrsqueeze.com.au or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/mrsqueeze.com.au, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/melbourne-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone+61398047441

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Uber Eats, read 2026-10-15
Through partners

Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Source. About Uber Eats · all vendors.

Agent readiness

Level 0 of 5, Not Ready

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtno how
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno