The Direct Index
Report · London · scanned 2026-10-21

Bateaux London. Embankment Pier

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Nearby, also direct

Places near Bateaux London. Embankment Pier that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

AI assistants can't open Bateaux London. Embankment Pier's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

0%

0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 23 everyday questions about London and named 108 places. Bateaux London. Embankment Pier wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Bateaux London. Embankment Pier compares

Where it stands

Not ranked yet in London

The ranking updates every hour. This site joins it at the next update.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML87%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)94%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours64%no
Have an llms.txt37%no

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Businesses like yours

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Businesses of the same kind in London8,98554%36%0%
Findings

What to fix first

  1. The address is dead

    The certificate is invalid, so browsers and agents refuse the secure version. Nothing answers at this address, so the business counts as having no working site and is left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan. It's free.

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