The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-21

Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse

wackywarehouse.co.uk is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake

131 High St, Unit 5, SW19 2PP, London · 02085439631

Nearby, also direct

Places near Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

Some AI assistants are turned away by Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.

23.1%

15 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

5

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse compares

Where it stands

4,845 of 5,899 in London cafes and bars

Top 82% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Gnarly Vines F, Kings Cafe F. Just below: Metropolitan Pub Company F, Park View Cafe F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML94%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)94%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours50%no
Have an llms.txt22%no

The top 10% are the 607 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
The King’s Arms47 mBno
Kaspa's48 mByes
Tony's Cafe89 mFno
Aurienna Caribbean Cookhouse125 mFno
The Ram Inn175 mByes
Newton's Sports Bar180 mDno
Spread Eagle234 mCno
Queen Adelaide395 mBno
Brewer's Inn414 mByes
True Brew Cafe456 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse in London cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars5,89950%30%23.1%

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars

And Then A 100% · Artistcafelondon A 100% · Bar 8 A 100% · Bar Américain A 100% · Bar Soho A 100%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 84.6%. That would be 553rd of 5,899 in London cafes and bars, up from 4845th.

This site appears in 2 cities (2 places on wackywarehouse.co.uk). All the cities it's in →

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points

    There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  3. The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +10 points

    Requests as GPTBot (challenge:access denied), ClaudeBot (challenge:access denied), PerplexityBot (challenge:access denied) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it

  4. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

  5. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · contact page /contact-us: nothing new; Cloudflare in front; AI crawlers blocked at the edge

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse",
  "url": "https://www.wackywarehouse.co.uk/play-area/greater-london/kiss-me-hardy?utm_source=g_places&utm_medium=locations&utm_campaign=WW_pubpage",
  "telephone": "02085439631",
  "address": "131 High St, Unit 5, SW19 2PP, London",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.4573384,
    "longitude": -0.1953284
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse

> local business in 131 High St, Unit 5, SW19 2PP, London, London cafes and bars. Phone 02085439631.

## About

- Website: https://www.wackywarehouse.co.uk/play-area/greater-london/kiss-me-hardy?utm_source=g_places&utm_medium=locations&utm_campaign=WW_pubpage
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

Own this business?

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Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/wackywarehouse.co.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/wackywarehouse.co.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-21 found no booking or ordering link on wackywarehouse.co.uk or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/wackywarehouse.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone02085439631

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno