The Direct Index
Report · New Orleans · scanned 2026-11-13

The Velvet Cactus

thevelvetcactus.com is hard for agents to use.

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Ways to reach The Velvet Cactus directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-13. Report a mistake

6300 Argonne Boulevard, New Orleans 70124 · 504-301-2083

Its menu mentions: vegan options, vegetarian dishes

Prices: 6 prices on the site, the middle one $11.00

Nearby, also direct

Places near The Velvet Cactus that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

Some AI assistants are turned away by The Velvet Cactus's website. It can read what The Velvet Cactus offers. It finds a way to book or order directly, through velvetcactus.hrpos.heartland.us.

51.2%

33.3 of 65 points available

2/5

agent-readiness level, Bot-Aware

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

6 prices on the landing page, the middle one $11.00.

In New Orleans, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is $12.00.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about New Orleans and named 100 places. The Velvet Cactus wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How The Velvet Cactus compares

Where it stands

552 of 827 in New Orleans

Top 67% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Recbar Llc D, Public Service D. Just below: Boswell's Jamaican Grill D, Breakaway's Restaurant & Bar D.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML95%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours65%no
Have an llms.txt42%yes

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 259,325 sites55%24%51.2%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Desi Vega’s Prime Burgers (Lakeview) burger39 mCno
Redbird Fried Chicken chicken39 mByes
Dixie Chicken and Ribs comfort_food135 mDyes
Boil and Barrel135 mAyes
Steak Knife Restaurant142 mFno
Lakeview Burgers and Seafood seafood149 mCno
Jaeger Burger Co burger159 mFno
Juniors on Harrison american274 mAyes
Landry's Restaurant seafood284 mCyes
Filmore in the Oaks breakfast_and_brunch362 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like The Velvet Cactus in New Orleans

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans82758%38%51.2%
Sites built with WordPress in New Orleans18363%39%51.2%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (The server turns AI crawlers away at the door; Ordering through an unrecognised third party; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 89.7%. That would be 76th of 827 in New Orleans, up from 552nd.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +10 points

    Requests as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403), PerplexityBot (http_403) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it

  2. Ordering through an unrecognised third party +9 points

    Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it

  3. Structured data is incomplete +6 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  4. robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended +3.7 points

    These are the crawlers behind ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google's AI features. Remove the Disallow lines for them, or add explicit Allow rules. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in New Orleans. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
  • Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.

Builder: wordpress · contact page /contact/: nothing new; menu page /menus/?e-filter-8916ac6-category=dinner: 70 prices · What to paste

Owners

Own this business?

Claiming is free and takes one email to confirm. Then you can correct what assistants are told, and you get a message only when the score changes.

· Markdown · Dispute a check

Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes. Show the details