The Tipsy Cow
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Ways to reach The Tipsy Cow directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. Report a mistake
85 - 89 Blandford St., NE1 3PZ, Newcastle upon Tyne · +441912329722
Places near The Tipsy Cow that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Yard140 m
- The Other Rooms200 m
- Times Square Café200 m
- The Tree Rooms210 m
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open The Tipsy Cow's website. What The Tipsy Cow offers is on another site. It finds a way to book or order directly, through thetipsycownewcastle.loke.app.
41 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How The Tipsy Cow compares
128 of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars
Top 37% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: M&S Café C, Rose & Crown C. Just below: Wylam Brewery C, Yolo Coffee & Kitchen C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 91% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 37% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 43% | yes |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 270,003 sites | 55% | 25% | 63.1% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Lubber Fiend | 17 m | F | no |
| George Street Social | 122 m | F | no |
| SR44 Warehouse Nightclub | 137 m | F | no |
| The Yard | 143 m | C | yes |
| Pink Triangle Newcastle | 168 m | F | no |
| The Other Rooms | 195 m | C | yes |
| Times Square Café | 202 m | A | yes |
| The Tree Rooms | 208 m | A | yes |
| 360 Sky Lounge | 209 m | C | no |
| The Dog & Parrot | 234 m | F | no |
Businesses like The Tipsy Cow in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars | 343 | 51% | 29% | 63.1% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars | 111 | 58% | 32% | 63.1% |
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (Ordering through an unrecognised third party; Structured data is incomplete; Menu or price list is on another site), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 5th of 343 in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars, up from 128th.
What to fix first
- Ordering through an unrecognised third party +9 points
Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +7 points
Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it
- Menu or price list is on another site +5 points
The link goes to loke.app, so that site gets the credit and the visits. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
Builder: wordpress · What to paste
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