The Thirsty Gnome
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Ways to reach The Thirsty Gnome directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-13. On the business's own site. Report a mistake
Hours, from thethirstygnome.com: Mon–Thu 11:00–00:00 · Fri–Sat 11:00–01:30 · Sun 11:00–00:00
5044 NE Parvin Rd, Kansas City 64117 · +18166832803
Prices: 24 prices on the site, the middle one $13.45
Places near The Thirsty Gnome that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Squirrelys Bar and Grill1 km · bar and grill
- Stacks Drive In1.2 km · american
- Little Caesars1.5 km · pizza
- Ming Garden1.5 km · chinese
- Pho Saigon1.5 km · vietnamese
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open The Thirsty Gnome's website. It can read what The Thirsty Gnome offers. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.
62 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
In Kansas City, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is $11.99.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
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The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Kansas City and named 89 places. The Thirsty Gnome wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How The Thirsty Gnome compares
28 of 683 in Kansas City
Top 4% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: J&K Ethiopian Restaurant LLC A, Mexico Lindo KC A. Just below: Trezo Mare Restaurant & Lounge A, Brewery Emperial A.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 91% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 99% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 66% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 36% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Squarespace 36,138 sites | 61% | 41% | 95.4% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Alamo Restaurant mexican | 65 m | F | no |
| Squirrelys Bar and Grill bar_and_grill | 1.0 km | C | yes |
| Stacks Drive In american | 1.2 km | F | yes |
| Little Caesars pizza | 1.5 km | C | yes |
| Ming Garden chinese | 1.5 km | A | yes |
| Pho Saigon vietnamese | 1.5 km | C | yes |
| Taqueria Ibarra | 1.9 km | A | yes |
| Toast 2 Toast Bar & Grill bar_and_grill | 1.9 km | D | no |
| Zio's Pizza pizza | 2.4 km | D | no |
| Big Burger burger | 2.4 km | C | yes |
Businesses like The Thirsty Gnome in Kansas City
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Kansas City | 683 | 63% | 45% | 95.4% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in Kansas City | 57 | 72% | 58% | 95.4% |
What to fix first
- Ordering through an unrecognised third party no points, but worth doing
Check that the provider keeps your business as the seller of record. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Kansas City. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (Restaurant) address, phone, opening hours
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
- Booking on your own site Agents can book without going through a marketplace.
Builder: squarespace · contact page /about: nothing new; menu page /food-menu: 68 prices; booking page /-party?source=pop_up&spot_id=632085&destination=private_parties&promotion=holiday_party: nothing new · What to paste
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