What an AI agent reads on THE TELL ME BAR
An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from thetellmebar.com, taken from the copy the scanner kept.
1,347
characters of text without JavaScript
LocalBusiness
structured data for the business
0
of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge
The words an agent gets
Title: THE TELL ME BAR · language en-US. First 1,347 of 1,347 characters:
THE TELL ME BAR Skip to Content Open Menu Close Menu WINE CLUB! HOME NEWSLETTER! MENUS ABOUT SHOP PRIVATE PARTIES 0 0 Open Menu Close Menu WINE CLUB! HOME NEWSLETTER! MENUS ABOUT SHOP PRIVATE PARTIES 0 0 WINE CLUB! HOME NEWSLETTER! MENUS ABOUT SHOP PRIVATE PARTIES New Orleans’ Natural Wine Oasis EATER: Look Inside the Tell Me Bar, New Orleans’s Moody New Natural Wine Bar EATER: Best Wine Bar of the Year New Orleans 2023 ESQUIRE : Best Bars in America 2023 The Tell Me Bar Filled Me with Hope For Wine’s Future THE TELL ME BAR is a natural wine bar located in the Lower Garden District, walking distance from The Superdome and WWII Museum. We have an intimate, relaxed atmosphere with a tropical mid-century Italian design theme and a large outdoor patio. We feature an extensive, meticulously curated wine list and snack plates of cheese, charcuterie, conservas & caviar.You’ll find us around an unassuming bend under the Cresent City Connection; if you think you've made a wrong turn keep going and you'll find our hidden oasis!We often host special wine events, an array of collaborative gatherings, local dj’s and food pop-ups, and offer the space for private parties.CHECK OUR INSTA FOR THE LATEST find us if you can! HOURS :Sunday-Thursday: 4-11pmFriday & Saturday: 4-TILL FOLLOW US FOR CURRENT EVENTS ON INSTAGRAM @THETELLMEBARContact Us
What it can say about the business
| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | THE TELL ME BAR |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | yes |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML thetellmebar.com/wine-menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (LocalBusiness, Organization, WebSite) |
The links it would act on
No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.
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