THE TELL ME BAR
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Hours, from thetellmebar.com: Mon–Thu 16:00–23:00 · Fri–Sat 16:00–00:00 · Sun 12:00–23:00
1235 St Thomas St, New Orleans 70130
Places near THE TELL ME BAR that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Patron Saint320 m
- The Rusty Nail330 m
- Twisted Waffles LLC440 m
- Cochon Butcher470 m
- The Green Fork530 m
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open THE TELL ME BAR's website. It can read what THE TELL ME BAR offers. It can't find a link to book or order online.
45 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How THE TELL ME BAR compares
93 of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars
Top 23% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Molly's at the Market C, Silver Whistle Cafe C. Just below: The Pelican Club C, The Vintage C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 40% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 40% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with Squarespace 36,138 sites | 61% | 41% | 69.2% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bakery Bar | 105 m | F | no |
| Barrel Proof | 318 m | D | no |
| Patron Saint | 318 m | A | yes |
| The Rusty Nail | 325 m | B | yes |
| Twisted Waffles LLC | 441 m | B | yes |
| Surrey Cafe & Juice Bar | 445 m | C | no |
| Cochon Butcher | 473 m | B | yes |
| Provisions Marketplace | 523 m | F | no |
| The Green Fork | 527 m | B | yes |
| Two Chicks Café | 529 m | C | yes |
Businesses like THE TELL ME BAR in New Orleans cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars | 402 | 47% | 21% | 69.2% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in New Orleans cafes and bars | 67 | 63% | 28% | 69.2% |
After the top fixes
With the two fixes above (No booking or ordering link on the website; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 2nd of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars, up from 93rd.
What to fix first
- No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points
There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +2 points
Missing: telephone. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in New Orleans cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (LocalBusiness) address, opening hours
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
Builder: squarespace · contact page /about: nothing new; menu page /wine-menu: nothing new · What to paste
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