The Steamie
thesteamie.co.uk is largely invisible to agents.
Listed by Overture Maps.
Ways to reach The Steamie directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
1024 Argyle St, G3 8LX, Glasgow · 07821 544449
Prices: 23 prices on the site, the middle one £24.00
Places near The Steamie that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Lebowskis30 m
- The Hidden Lane Tearoom70 m · coffee shop
- Urban Grind Finnieston140 m
- Derby Lane280 m
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open The Steamie's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
15 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site.
Every city compared →In Glasgow, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £17.50.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Glasgow cafes and bars and named 55 places. The Steamie wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How The Steamie compares
436 of 527 in Glasgow cafes and bars
Top 83% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Hazelwood Bar & Function Suite F, Capitol F. Just below: Whitelee Wind Farm Café F, The Botany F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 89% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 44% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 19% | no |
The top 10% are the 54 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 145,483 sites | 57% | 28% | 23.1% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lebowskis | 28 m | C | yes |
| Soula Cafe | 69 m | F | no |
| The Hidden Lane Tearoom coffee_shop, sandwich, cake, tea | 72 m | A | yes |
| Piece sandwich | 72 m | D | no |
| The Cran | 97 m | D | no |
| Urban Grind Finnieston | 138 m | A | yes |
| Strip Joint pizza, burger | 162 m | D | no |
| The Crescent | 173 m | C | no |
| The Ben Nevis | 202 m | C | no |
| Derby Lane | 280 m | B | yes |
Businesses like The Steamie in Glasgow cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars | 527 | 49% | 26% | 23.1% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Glasgow cafes and bars | 152 | 61% | 36% | 23.1% |
The best of the sites built with WordPress in Glasgow cafes and bars
Malones Irish Bar A 95.4% · The Croft Bar & Restaurant A 94.9% · The Raven A 88.8% · CIBO A 87.5% · Doppio Malto Glasgow A 87.5%
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No booking or ordering link on the website; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 3rd of 527 in Glasgow cafes and bars, up from 436th.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points
A plain fetch was refused (challenge:attention required). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
- No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points
There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Glasgow cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- Structured data found (LocalBusiness) address, phone, opening hours
Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got challenge:attention required; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.
Own this business?
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/thesteamie.co.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/thesteamie.co.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for The Steamie
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-21 found no booking or ordering link on thesteamie.co.uk or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thesteamie.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/glasgow-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | 07821 544449 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got challenge:attention required); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.
Not measured
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |