The Direct Index
Report · Dublin cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-21

Old School House

theoldschoolhouse.ie is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

MenuCallWebsite

Ways to reach Old School House directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake

Church Rd, K67 K093, Swords · +353818462888

Its menu mentions: vegetarian dishes, allergens, a lunch or set menu

Nearby, also direct

Places near Old School House that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

Some AI assistants are turned away by Old School House's website. It can read what Old School House offers. It can't find a link to book or order online.

33.8%

22 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Dublin cafes and bars and named 57 places. Old School House wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Old School House compares

Where it stands

703 of 867 in Dublin cafes and bars

Top 81% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Mulligan's F, O' Flaherty's Pub F. Just below: O’Neill’s F, The Vat House F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML82%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)94%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours38%no
Have an llms.txt27%no

The top 10% are the 88 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 236,087 sites55%25%33.8%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Chalk Venue Swords53 mDyes
AJ's Coffee117 mFno
Fingal Cafe120 mAyes
Loaf'd122 mFno
The Cottage171 mAyes
The Brooklyn Swords186 mAyes
Cupcakes And Counting198 mDno
KFC Dublin324 mCyes
Jump! Juice Bar400 mBno
Harp Bar683 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Old School House in Dublin cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Dublin cafes and bars86752%27%33.8%
Sites built with WordPress in Dublin cafes and bars35760%35%33.8%

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Dublin cafes and bars

Fitzers Bistro & Bar A 100% · The Little Pig Speakeasy A 100% · The Strand House A 100% · Jay Kays A 98.5% · Eathos A 96.9%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 10th of 867 in Dublin cafes and bars, up from 703rd.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points

    There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  3. The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +10 points

    Requests as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403), PerplexityBot (http_403) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it

  4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Dublin cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.

Builder: wordpress · contact page /contact-find-us/: nothing new; menu page /bar-food-menu/: 83 prices

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Old School House",
  "url": "http://www.theoldschoolhouse.ie/",
  "telephone": "+353818462888",
  "address": "Church Rd, K67 K093, Swords",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 53.45697739,
    "longitude": -6.2227777
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Old School House

> local business in Church Rd, K67 K093, Swords, Dublin cafes and bars. Phone +353818462888.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://theoldschoolhouse.ie/bar-food-menu/

## About

- Website: http://www.theoldschoolhouse.ie/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

Own this business?

If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.

· Markdown · Dispute a check

Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

Show the score

Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.

Agent-Direct Score F

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/theoldschoolhouse.ie"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/theoldschoolhouse.ie.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Old School House

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/theoldschoolhouse.ie, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/dublin-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menutheoldschoolhouse.ie/bar-food-menu/ html_pagefrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+353818462888

Stable links that count: /go/theoldschoolhouse.ie/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no

Found one hop past the home page: menu page /bar-food-menu/: 83 prices.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno