The Direct Index
Report · New York cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-23

Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge

thenirvanalounge.com is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-23. Report a mistake

2340 Coney Island Ave, 11223, New York · +17183762500

Nearby, also direct

Places near Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

AI assistants can't open Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

0%

0 of 65 points available

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agent-readiness level

4

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge compares

Where it stands

3,693 of 4,076 in New York cafes and bars

Top 91% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Emerald Inn F, Empanadas Soho F. Just below: Espresso Heights F, Europa Café F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain97%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML95%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours36%no
Have an llms.txt22%no

The top 10% are the 415 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 3,331 sites36%9%0%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Chocolatte SCC427 mFno
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BHI Thursdays759 mAno
Cafe Renaissance762 mDno
Blue Velvet Lounge908 mFno
Mouette coffee_shop, french957 mDno
Shepherd's Cup1.0 kmByes
Le Cafe Grand Prix1.1 kmDno
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Businesses like yours

Businesses like Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge in New York cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in New York cafes and bars4,07648%26%0%
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in New York cafes and bars7437%18%0%

The best of the sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in New York cafes and bars

Bisou Wine Bar A 92.3% · Central Park Cafe A 87.7% · Henry Street Ale House A 87.7% · Java Joe B 84.6% · The Franklin Wine Bar & Bistro B 84.6%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 84.6%. That would be 368th of 4,076 in New York cafes and bars, up from 3693rd.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points

    A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

  2. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  3. No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points

    There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

  4. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in New York cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.

Builder: godaddy · A plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on godaddy.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge",
  "url": "http://www.thenirvanalounge.com/",
  "telephone": "+17183762500",
  "address": "2340 Coney Island Ave, 11223, New York",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 40.59991555,
    "longitude": -73.96147867
  }
}
</script>
Owners

Own this business?

If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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Agent-Direct Score F

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Enigma Restaurant and Hookah Lounge

No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-23 found no booking or ordering link on thenirvanalounge.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thenirvanalounge.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/new-york-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone+17183762500

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

Agent readiness

Not measured

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno