The Direct Index
Report · Toronto · scanned 2026-10-19

The Funky Patacón

thefunkypatacon.com is largely invisible to agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

OrderCallWebsite

Ways to reach The Funky Patacón directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-19. Through square acting for the business. Report a mistake

76 Densley Ave, M6M 3E8, Toronto · +14162432430

Owners

The website's grade

AI assistants can't open The Funky Patacón's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

15.4%

10 of 65 points available

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agent-readiness level

3

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Toronto and named 106 places. The Funky Patacón wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How The Funky Patacón compares

Where it stands

2,976 of 3,392 in Toronto

Top 88% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: The Bull BBQ Pit F, The Comrade F. Just below: The Junction Kitchen & Bar F, Uno Mustachio F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain99%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML96%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)95%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours49%no
Have an llms.txt37%no

The top 10% are the 354 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 1,674 sites41%14%15.4%
Sites using Square 1,644 sites65%41%15.4%

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Businesses like yours

Businesses like The Funky Patacón in Toronto

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Toronto3,39252%33%15.4%
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Toronto7235%11%15.4%
Sites using Square in Toronto2064%25%15.4%
Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder and using Square in Toronto349%0%15.4%

The best of the sites using Square in Toronto

That Freakin Greek A 85.7% · Danny's Pizza Tavern B 76.9% · Booyah B 73.8% · Sushi Momo B 73.8% · Poppadum B 70.8%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 297th of 3,392 in Toronto, up from 2976th.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points

    A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

  2. No structured data for the business +15 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  3. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Toronto. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
  • Ordering through square on your own domain There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.

Builder: godaddy · Front: unknown · A plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on godaddy.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "The Funky Patacón",
  "url": "http://www.thefunkypatacon.com/",
  "telephone": "+14162432430",
  "address": "76 Densley Ave, M6M 3E8, Toronto",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 43.70541111,
    "longitude": -79.47118062
  },
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://thefunkypatacon.square.site/",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
Owners

Own this business?

If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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Agent-Direct Score F

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for The Funky Patacón

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/thefunkypatacon.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/toronto/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Orderthefunkypatacon.square.site/ vendor on own site: Squarefound by the scan of 2026-10-19, not yet tested
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phone+14162432430

Stable links that count: /go/thefunkypatacon.com/order answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square
yes
Vendor terms for agents
Square, read 2026-10-15
Yes

Square takes orders placed in ChatGPT and Claude for US food sellers since 1 July 2026 with no seller setup; its Buyer Account Terms still bar robots and scrapers from accessing Block systems. Source. About Square · all vendors.

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

Agent readiness

Not measured

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

JSON-LD for the businessno