The Clumsies

Named by ChatGPT and Gemini for 3 questions, including "Good cocktails tonight, and I want to reserve a table for four" in Athens cafes and bars, October 2026

Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in Athens cafes and bars and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in 3 answers, by 2 of the 2 assistants asked.

Every place named in Athens cafes and bars, question by question.

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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/theclumsies.gr"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/named/theclumsies.gr.svg" alt="Named by 2 of 2 assistants, Direct Index" width="300" height="40"></a>

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask:
“Good cocktails tonight, and I want to reserve a table for four.” (ChatGPT, Gemini, with a link to this site)
“The best specialty coffee in town, open right now.” (Gemini, with a link to this site)
“Brunch at a cafe on Saturday. Where do I book?” (Gemini, with a link to this site)

What to fix first

1. No structured data for the business +14 points

   Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

2. No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points

   There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it

3. Menu or price list is a PDF +3 points

   Most agents skip PDFs or read them badly. Publish it as an HTML page and keep the PDF as a download. How to fix it

4. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

   Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

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Already right

• robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
• AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "The Clumsies",
  "url": "http://theclumsies.gr/",
  "telephone": "+302103232682",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Πραξιτέλους 30",
    "postalCode": "10561",
    "addressLocality": "Αθήνα",
    "addressCountry": "GR"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 37.9789708,
    "longitude": 23.7298316
  },
  "hasMenu": "https://www.theclumsies.gr/catalogue/clumsies-menu-2023-en.pdf?v=6"
}
</script>

# The Clumsies

> cafe or coffee shop in Πραξιτέλους 30 10561 Αθήνα, Athens cafes and bars. Phone +302103232682.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.theclumsies.gr/catalogue/clumsies-menu-2023-en.pdf?v=6

## About

- Website: http://theclumsies.gr/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.