Te Cuento
tecuento.com.mx is largely invisible to agents.
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Ways to reach Te Cuento directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-22. Report a mistake
C. Tlacoquemecatl Exterior 171 171, 03104, Benito Juárez · +525576923458
Places near Te Cuento that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Snob Bistro1.1 km
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Te Cuento's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
10 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. In Mexico City, 69% of comparable sites that show a year say 2025 or later.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Mexico City cafes and bars and named 69 places. Te Cuento wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Te Cuento compares
609 of 719 in Mexico City cafes and bars
Top 85% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Restaurante bar coco's F, Salucita Cantina F. Just below: The Coffee Plaza Carso F, Torito Sports Bar Insurgentes F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 91% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 64% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 22% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 45% | no |
The top 10% are the 78 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder 7,569 sites | 35% | 9% | 15.4% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Restaurante | 321 m | D | no |
| Cle Café Terraza | 405 m | F | no |
| Machine Coffee | 537 m | C | no |
| Café Morango | 582 m | F | no |
| Torito Sports Bar Insurgentes | 743 m | F | no |
| Happyx Bar | 855 m | C | no |
| Village Café breakfast, mexican, coffee_shop | 883 m | D | no |
| Bisquets Obregon Cafe y Pan | 918 m | D | no |
| Azúcar y Sal | 1.0 km | F | no |
| Snob Bistro | 1.1 km | C | yes |
Businesses like Te Cuento in Mexico City cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Mexico City cafes and bars | 719 | 41% | 11% | 15.4% |
| Sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Mexico City cafes and bars | 22 | 18% | 0% | 15.4% |
The best of the sites built with GoDaddy Website Builder in Mexico City cafes and bars
Restaurante D 53.8% · Trampa D 46.2% · Minos Sound Room D 43.1% · Bella Aurora D 41.5% · DIABLO NEGRO Mezcal & Coctail Bar D 41.5%
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 5th of 719 in Mexico City cafes and bars, up from 609th.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points
A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
- No structured data for the business +14 points
Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it
- No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points
There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Mexico City cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
Builder: godaddy · A plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.
What to paste
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on godaddy.
Show the code to paste
Structured data (JSON-LD)
Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "LocalBusiness",
"name": "Te Cuento",
"url": "http://www.tecuento.com.mx/",
"telephone": "+525576923458",
"address": "C. Tlacoquemecatl Exterior 171 171, 03104, Benito Juárez",
"geo": {
"@type": "GeoCoordinates",
"latitude": 19.3778831,
"longitude": -99.1711367
}
}
</script>
Own this business?
If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.
Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Show the score
Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/tecuento.com.mx"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/tecuento.com.mx.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Te Cuento
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/tecuento.com.mx, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/mexico-city-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | tecuento.com.mx/men%C3%BA html_page | from the scan |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | +525576923458 |
Stable links that count: /go/tecuento.com.mx/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.
Not measured
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |