The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-24

Square Bubbles

squarebubbles.uk is mostly ready for agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.

OrderWebsite

Ways to reach Square Bubbles directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-24. On the business's own site. Report a mistake

Powis Street 23 SE18 6HZ London

Prices: 6 prices on the site, the middle one £4.45

Nearby, also direct

Places near Square Bubbles that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Square Bubbles's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.

73.8%

48 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

2

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

See what an AI agent reads on this site →

What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

6 prices on the landing page, the middle one £4.45.

In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £14.00.

Every city compared →
Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Square Bubbles wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Square Bubbles compares

Where it stands

1,216 of 5,693 in London cafes and bars

Top 21% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Spit and Sawdust B, Spread Eagle B. Just below: Sticksology B, Sunset Bar B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML93%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)93%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours49%no
Have an llms.txt22%yes

The top 10% are the 583 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with Shopify 13,925 sites48%24%73.8%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Photo-Me126 mDno
The Guard House151 mBno
Woolwich Front Room225 mFno
Dial Arch244 mBno
SALT Woolwich pizza331 mFno
Windmill Street Coffee710 mCno
The Greyhound845 mFno
Woolwich Riverside NHW Community Cafe935 mByes
The Rose Inn966 mCyes
Gurkha Beer1.1 kmFno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Square Bubbles in London cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars5,69350%30%73.8%
Sites built with Shopify in London cafes and bars30147%27%73.8%

The best of the sites built with Shopify in London cafes and bars

Kipferl Cafe & Kitchen A 96.3% · Peggy Porschen Belgravia A 90.8% · The Permit Room A 90% · Soho Grind A 87.7% · THE BARN Coffee Roasters Berlin A 87.5%

After the top fixes

With the two fixes above (Structured data is incomplete; No menu or price list found), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 52nd of 5,693 in London cafes and bars, up from 1216th.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  2. No menu or price list found +7 points

    Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
  • Ordering on your own site Agents can order without going through a marketplace.

Builder: shopify · booking page /pages/locations: ordering via square, ordering via deliveroo, ordering via ubereats, ordering via justeat

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on shopify.

Where to paste it on Shopify: Online Store, then the three-dot menu on the theme, then Edit code; paste it in the theme's layout file, inside the head. the official help page.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Square Bubbles",
  "url": "http://www.squarebubbles.uk/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Powis Street 23",
    "postalCode": "SE18 6HZ",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.4910033,
    "longitude": 0.0674984
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "bubble tea"
  ],
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.squarebubbles.uk/pages/locations",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
Owners

Own this business?

If you fixed something or think a check is wrong, rescan. Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm. After that, the three assistants are asked about the business right away and the site is rescanned every week. You get a message only when the score changes.

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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.

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Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.

Agent-Direct Score B

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/squarebubbles.uk"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/squarebubbles.uk.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score B" width="236" height="40"></a>
For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Square Bubbles

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/squarebubbles.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Orderwww.squarebubbles.uk/pages/locations own sitefound by the scan of 2026-10-24, not yet tested
Menunone on record
Hoursnone on record
Phonenone on record

Stable links that count: /go/squarebubbles.uk/order answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
yes
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no

Found one hop past the home page: booking page /pages/locations: ordering via square, ordering via deliveroo, ordering via ubereats, ordering via justeat.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownyes
llms.txtyes
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryyes
OAuth protected resource metadatayes
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageyes
JSON-LD for the businessyes