Spatch
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Ways to reach Spatch directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
3 Hunter Square, The Royal Mile, EH1 1QW, Edinburgh · 01312855240
Places near Spatch that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Pizza Paradise50 m · pizza
- Bella Italia70 m · italian
- Clam Shell70 m
- Bubba Q80 m · american
- Osaka100 m · japanese
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Spatch's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 13 everyday questions about Edinburgh and named 62 places. Spatch wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Spatch compares
883 of 911 in Edinburgh
Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Songkran F, Southside Fry F. Just below: St Andrews F, Taco Libre F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 99% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 73% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 55% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |
The top 10% are the 92 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Piper's Rest | 23 m | A | no |
| The City Cafe | 42 m | C | no |
| Pizza Paradise pizza | 46 m | A | yes |
| India Kitchen indian | 54 m | F | no |
| Bella Italia italian | 69 m | A | yes |
| Clam Shell | 71 m | B | yes |
| Bubba Q american, barbecue | 76 m | A | yes |
| Osaka japanese | 104 m | A | yes |
| OX184 bar_and_grill | 108 m | C | yes |
| Burgers and Beers Grillhouse burger | 118 m | B | yes |
Businesses like Spatch in Edinburgh
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Edinburgh | 911 | 55% | 39% | 0% |
The best of the businesses of the same kind in Edinburgh
Minami A 100% · Osaka A 100% · Rishi's Indian Aroma A 100% · The Theatre Royal Bar A 100% · Wee Greek Kitchen A 100%
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site couldn't be read at all
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What agents get, and what the site publishes
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What agents get for Spatch
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-21 found no booking or ordering link on spatchchicken.co.uk or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/spatchchicken.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/edinburgh/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | 01312855240 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
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| JSON-LD for the business | no |