Perro Loco
perroloco-berlin.de could not be reached by the scanner (http 500). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network; the finding below says what we saw, and a rescan is free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Perro Loco, so they rely on what other sites say about it.
Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
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How Perro Loco compares
1,017 of 1,076 in Berlin cafes and bars
Top 95% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Ora F, Oshione F. Just below: Petit Bijou F, Pizzeria N1 F.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 91% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 62% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 89% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 30% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |
The top tenth is the 108 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| KLEiNES SONNTAG coffee_shop | 114 m | F | no |
| Straßenbräu | 153 m | F | yes |
| Dosha tea, cake, asian | 255 m | F | no |
| Haferkater breakfast, cake, salad | 279 m | F | no |
| Naturgarten-Café | 315 m | C | no |
| Krüger Eck german, local | 488 m | F | no |
| Carlaconradpaula | 585 m | F | no |
| Hops & Barley | 614 m | D | no |
| Supamolly | 649 m | D | yes |
| Blaue Bohnen Kaffeerösterei coffee_shop | 659 m | F | no |
Businesses like Perro Loco in Berlin cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Berlin cafes and bars | 1,076 | 38% | 11% | 0% |
The best of the businesses of the same kind in Berlin cafes and bars
Kindercafe Spielzimmer A 100% · Cafe Friedrichs A 96.9% · Café Prana A 96.3% · Berlin Icebar - Polar Expedition A 95.4% · Café Kreuzzwerg A 95.4%
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site could not be read at all
The fetch failed with http_500.
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/perroloco-berlin.de"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/perroloco-berlin.de.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Perro Loco
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-14 found no booking or ordering link on perroloco-berlin.de or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/perroloco-berlin.de, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/berlin-cafes-bars/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Tu-Sa 18:00+ | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | none on record |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |