# Perro Loco: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.perroloco-berlin.de/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/perroloco-berlin.de
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Perro Loco's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Perro Loco, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1073 of 1112 in Berlin cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 92% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 61% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 85% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 29% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 24% | no |

Nearest places in the index: KLEiNES SONNTAG (F, 114 m, https://directindex.org/r/kleinessonntag-shop.de); Straßenbräu (F, 153 m, https://directindex.org/r/strassenbraeu.de); Victoria Stadler (F, 252 m, https://directindex.org/r/bar-victoria-stadler.de); Dosha (F, 255 m, https://directindex.org/r/doshateehaus.de); Haferkater (F, 279 m, https://directindex.org/r/haferkater.com); Naturgarten-Café (C, 315 m, https://directindex.org/r/lebendige-stadtgaertnerei.de); Krüger Eck (F, 488 m, https://directindex.org/r/krueger-eck.de); Carlaconradpaula (F, 585 m, https://directindex.org/r/carlaconradpaula.de); Hops & Barley (D, 614 m, https://directindex.org/r/hops-and-barley-berlin.de); Supamolly (D, 649 m, https://directindex.org/r/supamolly.de).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Perro Loco in Berlin cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Berlin cafes and bars | 1112 | 42% | 12% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Berlin cafes and bars: Kindercafe Spielzimmer (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/spielzimmer.berlin); Cafe Friedrichs (A 96.9%, https://directindex.org/r/cafefriedrichs.com); Café Prana (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/cafeprana.de); Berlin Icebar - Polar Expedition (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/berlinicebar.com); Café Kreuzzwerg (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-kreuzzwerg.de).

## The direct record
What agents get for Perro Loco, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/perroloco-berlin.de
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Tu-Sa 18:00+ (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/perroloco-berlin.de/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/perroloco-berlin.de/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=perroloco-berlin.de&force=1