The Direct Index
Report · Melbourne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-18

NOYADE Bar & Grill

noyade.com.au is hard for agents to use.

Listed by Overture Maps.

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Ways to reach NOYADE Bar & Grill directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-18. Report a mistake

Rear/333 Napier Street, 3041, Strathmore · 0391128598

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open NOYADE Bar & Grill's website. What NOYADE Bar & Grill offers is on another site. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.

43.1%

28 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

6

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How NOYADE Bar & Grill compares

Where it stands

2,026 of 3,067 in Melbourne cafes and bars

Top 66% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Mocopan D, Mr Panda Springvale D. Just below: Netballcomp D, One For The Crow D.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain99%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML91%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours28%no
Have an llms.txt25%no

The top 10% are the 311 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 68,857 sites58%30%43.1%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Napier Nibbles39 mFno
Buddy Espresso90 mDno
Saint Lloyd112 mByes
Signature Brew Cafe741 mDno
Pascoe Vale Hotel1.0 kmAyes
Cross Keys Hotel1.3 kmAyes
Pascoe Vale Nutrition1.4 kmFno
Chapta 41.5 kmCno
Lincoln Food Store1.6 kmByes
Ten one ate1.7 kmFno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like NOYADE Bar & Grill in Melbourne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Melbourne cafes and bars3,06754%31%43.1%
Sites built with WordPress in Melbourne cafes and bars91360%35%43.1%

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Melbourne cafes and bars

1947 A 100% · Botanic Cafe A 100% · Brunetti A 100% · Dish and Spoon Cafe A 100% · Holly's Bar & Kitchen A 100%

After the top fixes

With the three fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website; Menu or price list is on another site), the score would be about 92.3%. That would be 100th of 3,067 in Melbourne cafes and bars, up from 2026th.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. No structured data for the business +14 points

    Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. How to fix it

  2. No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points

    There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it

  3. Menu or price list is on another site +5 points

    The link goes to menu.ac, so that site gets the credit and the visits. How to fix it

  4. Almost no text without JavaScript +2 points

    Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. How to fix it

  5. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

  6. The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data

    The site shows 03%209112%208598, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists 0391128598. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org.

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One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Melbourne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: wordpress · Front: cloudflare

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

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Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "NOYADE Bar & Grill",
  "url": "http://www.noyade.com.au/",
  "telephone": "0391128598",
  "address": "Rear/333 Napier Street, 3041, Strathmore",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": -37.7351155,
    "longitude": 144.9189777
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# NOYADE Bar & Grill

> local business in Rear/333 Napier Street, 3041, Strathmore, Melbourne cafes and bars. Phone 0391128598.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://menu.ac/noyade/noyadefood

## About

- Website: http://www.noyade.com.au/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

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Agent-Direct Score D

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for NOYADE Bar & Grill

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/noyade.com.au, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/melbourne-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menumenu.ac/noyade/noyadefood externalfrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone0391128598

Stable links that count: /go/noyade.com.au/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessno