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Report · Lisbon cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-17

Noobai Café

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Miradouro do Adamastor, 1200, Lisboa · 21 346 5014

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Nearby, also direct

Places near Noobai Café that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

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The website's grade

AI assistants can't open Noobai Café's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

0%

0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Lisbon cafes and bars and named 57 places. Noobai Café wasn't one of them. See who was named →

Where it stands

How Noobai Café compares

Where it stands

380 of 395 in Lisbon cafes and bars

Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Miradouro de Baixo F, Montana Lisboa F. Just below: Old Vic F, POSH Club - Lisbon F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain93%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML62%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)95%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours31%no
Have an llms.txt40%no

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Findings

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