# Noobai Café: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.noobaicafe.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/noobaicafe.com
Scanned: 2026-10-17 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Noobai Café's website on 2026-10-17 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Noobai Café's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 21 346 5014
- Address: Miradouro do Adamastor, 1200, Lisboa

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Noobai Café that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- COMOBÅ (120 m): https://directindex.org/r/comoba-lisboa.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
380 of 395 in Lisbon cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 93% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 62% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 31% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 40% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Lovecraft Gastropub Lisboa (D, 97 m, https://directindex.org/r/lovecraft.pt); Baobá (C, 113 m, https://directindex.org/r/baobacafe.pt); COMOBÅ (B, 118 m, https://directindex.org/r/comoba-lisboa.com); Outsite Cowork Cafe (F, 142 m, https://directindex.org/r/outsitecoworkcafe.com); Park Rooftop (F, 185 m, https://directindex.org/r/parkbar.com); Fado Redux (F, 192 m, https://directindex.org/r/mixcloud.com); the mill (D, 202 m, https://directindex.org/r/themill.pt); Lounge (F, 205 m, https://directindex.org/r/loungelisboa.com.pt); Grupeto Bike Café CAIS (D, 238 m, https://directindex.org/r/grupetobikeshopcafe.com); 1894 Roof Garden (C, 264 m, https://directindex.org/r/chocolateriasangines.pt).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Lisbon cafes and bars and named 57 places. Noobai Café wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/lisbon-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like Noobai Café in Lisbon cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Lisbon cafes and bars | 395 | 44% | 16% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Lisbon cafes and bars: Café Luso (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafeluso.pt); Garden Balthazar (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/balthazarcaffe.pt); Matiz Pombalina (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/matiz-pombalina.pt); Tanoa Café (A 95.9%, https://directindex.org/r/tanoaflavor.com); Conbini (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/conbini.pt).

## The direct record
What agents get for Noobai Café, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/noobaicafe.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 21 346 5014

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/noobaicafe.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/noobaicafe.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=noobaicafe.com&force=1