Noir
noirrestaurantandbar.com couldn't be reached by the scanner (cloudflare challenge). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network. The finding below says what the scanner saw, and rescans are free.
Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Noir directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-16. Report a mistake
Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Thu 11:30–15:00, 17:00–22:00 · Fri–Sat 11:30–15:00, 17:00–00:00 · Sun 11:30–21:00
East Passyunk Avenue 1909 19148 Philadelphia · +1 267-319-1678
Places near Noir that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Ristorante Pesto140 m · italian
- DaVinci & Yu150 m · asian
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Noir's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Philadelphia and named 105 places. Noir wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Noir compares
1,978 of 2,075 in Philadelphia
Top 95% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: No. 1 House F, No.1 China F. Just below: Nori Sushi F, Nuts To You F.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 84% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 86% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 67% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |
The top 10% are the 210 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Nearest places with a similar menu
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tre Scalini italian | 10 m | F | no |
| Le Virtu italian | 43 m | C | no |
| Bucatini Caffè italian | 92 m | D | no |
| Isabella Pizza italian | 117 m | B | no |
| Ristorante Pesto italian | 138 m | B | yes |
| DaVinci & Yu asian, italian | 146 m | C | yes |
| Pizzata Pizzeria & Birreria pizza, italian, pasta | 337 m | C | no |
| Paradiso italian | 455 m | F | no |
| Johnnie's italian | 523 m | F | no |
| Irwin's italian | 619 m | C | no |
Businesses like Noir in Philadelphia
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Philadelphia | 2,075 | 50% | 31% | 0% |
The best of the businesses of the same kind in Philadelphia
Asadero Los Tios A 100% · Asian Garden A 100% · Asian Palace A 100% · Avenue Steaks & Pizza A 100% · BBQ Town A 100%
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site couldn't be read at all
There's a bot challenge in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge), so a plain fetch never gets to the page. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/noirrestaurantandbar.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/noirrestaurantandbar.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score F" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Noir
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-16 found no booking or ordering link on noirrestaurantandbar.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/noirrestaurantandbar.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/philadelphia/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Mo-Th 11:30-15:00,17:00-22:00; Fr-Sa 11:30-15:00,17:00-24:00; Su 11:30-21:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +1 267-319-1678 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Not measured
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | no |