Monster Cleaning
monstercleaning.com is partly visible to agents.
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Ways to reach Monster Cleaning directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake
255 Upper Richmond Road West, SW14 8QS, London · 03335552076
Prices: 61 prices on the site, the middle one £62.00 · Languages: Belarusian, Bulgarian, German, English, French · WhatsApp: a link on the site
Places near Monster Cleaning that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Dear Beauty90 m
- Robert Neil160 m
- Sam Zenaldeen270 m
- Nana Thai Therapy450 m
- Vy Nails460 m
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Monster Cleaning's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.
42 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £47.00.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
How Monster Cleaning compares
1,809 of 6,060 in London hairdressers and beauty salons
Top 30% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Massaggi C, Mikki's Wax Bar C. Just below: New Brows London C, OFF - CUT Crystal Palace C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 11% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 22% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 58% | no |
The top 10% are the 613 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 145,483 sites | 57% | 28% | 64.6% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dear Beauty | 85 m | B | yes |
| Robert Neil | 160 m | C | yes |
| Midos | 221 m | F | no |
| Sugar | 222 m | F | no |
| Sam Zenaldeen | 272 m | B | yes |
| LND CUT Barber | 359 m | F | no |
| Lauras Mobile Beauty Treats | 363 m | D | no |
| Nana Thai Therapy | 448 m | B | yes |
| Vy Nails | 455 m | C | yes |
| Eyelash Extensions London | 457 m | B | yes |
Businesses like Monster Cleaning in London hairdressers and beauty salons
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London hairdressers and beauty salons | 6,060 | 51% | 26% | 64.6% |
| Sites built with WordPress in London hairdressers and beauty salons | 2,154 | 61% | 34% | 64.6% |
The best of the sites built with WordPress in London hairdressers and beauty salons
Glow Tanning-Beauty-Laser A 95.4% · Opulence Thai Spa A 95.4% · Tranquilstate Professional Male Grooming A 95.4% · DJN Physios Tottenham Court Road A 93.8% · Ebrus Beauty Box A 90.8%
After the top fixes
With the two fixes above (No online booking link on the website; No price list of services found), the score would be about 95.4%, which would be first of 6,060 in London hairdressers and beauty salons.
Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- No online booking link on the website +13 points
There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add an online appointment page. How to fix it
- No price list of services found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer and what does it cost?' from marketplaces and directories instead. Add a page that lists services and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in London hairdressers and beauty salons. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (LocalBusiness) address, phone, opening hours
Builder: wordpress · contact page /contact-us/: nothing new
What to paste
Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.
Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.
Show the code to paste
llms.txt
Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.
# Monster Cleaning > local business in 255 Upper Richmond Road West, SW14 8QS, London, London hairdressers and beauty salons. Phone 03335552076. ## About - Website: https://monstercleaning.com/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Own this business?
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Keep watching this business: the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant, plus the places nearby. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Show the score
Owners who score well put the badge on their site. It links back here and updates with every scan.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/monstercleaning.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/monstercleaning.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score C" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
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What agents get for Monster Cleaning
No direct path on record: the scan of 2026-10-21 found no booking or ordering link on monstercleaning.com or on a vendor's site. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/monstercleaning.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-salons/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | none on record | |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | none on record | |
| Phone | 03335552076 |
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence
These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| Link headers on the homepage | no how |
| sitemap.xml | yes |
| AI bot rules in robots.txt | yes |
| Content Signals in robots.txt | no how |
| Markdown on Accept: text/markdown | no how |
| llms.txt | no how |
| API catalog (RFC 9727) | no how |
| MCP server card | no how |
| A2A agent card | no how |
| Agent Skills index | no how |
| OAuth or OIDC discovery | no how |
| OAuth protected resource metadata | no how |
| auth.md | no how |
| Web Bot Auth key directory | no how |
| ARD capability manifest | no how |
| DNS-AID records | no how |
| WebMCP tools on the page | no how |
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |