Minimistan

Places near Minimistan that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

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Named by ChatGPT and Gemini for "A quiet cafe near the centre where I can sit with my laptop this morning" and "Brunch at a cafe on Saturday. Where do I book?" in Grenoble cafes and bars, October 2026

Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in Grenoble cafes and bars and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in 2 answers, by 2 of the 2 assistants asked.

Every place named in Grenoble cafes and bars, question by question.

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The badge shows how many of the assistants asked named this business, and the month. It updates after every round.

<a href="https://directindex.org/r/minimistan.org"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/named/minimistan.org.svg" alt="Named by 2 of 2 assistants, Direct Index" width="300" height="40"></a>

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask:
“A quiet cafe near the centre where I can sit with my laptop this morning.” (Gemini, with a link to this site)
“Brunch at a cafe on Saturday. Where do I book?” (ChatGPT, Gemini, with a link to this site)

What to fix first

1. The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included +25 points

   A plain fetch was refused (challenge:checking your browser). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it

2. No booking or ordering link on the website +15 points

   There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. How to fix it

3. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

   Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

No one is listed yet to fix this in Grenoble cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

• robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
• Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
• Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.

Builder: wordpress · A plain fetch got challenge:checking your browser; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Minimistan",
  "url": "https://minimistan.org/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Rue des Minimes 1",
    "postalCode": "38000"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 45.1933401,
    "longitude": 5.7334735
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Sa 08:00-00:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "08:00",
      "closes": "00:00"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://minimistan.org/carte/"
}
</script>