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Report · New Orleans cafes and bars · scanned 2026-11-12

Mammoth Espresso

mammothespresso.com couldn't be reached by the scanner (http 503). Some hosts refuse requests from Cloudflare's network. The finding below says what the scanner saw, and rescans are free.

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Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mo-Fr 07:00-17:00, Sa-Su 07:00-15:00

821 Baronne Street · +1-504-475-4344

Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

Nearby, also direct

Places near Mammoth Espresso that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

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The website's grade

AI assistants can't open Mammoth Espresso's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

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0 of 80 points available

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agent-readiness level

1

thing to fix

Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

Named by assistants

Named by Gemini for "A quiet cafe near the centre where I can sit with my laptop this morning" in New Orleans cafes and bars, November 2026

Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in New Orleans cafes and bars and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in one answer, by 1 of the 2 assistants asked.

QuestionNamed byAsked
A quiet cafe near the centre where I can sit with my laptop this morning.Gemini with a link to this site2026-11-13

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Named by 1 of 2 assistants, Direct Index

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

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Recommended when people ask:
“A quiet cafe near the centre where I can sit with my laptop this morning.” (Gemini, with a link to this site)

Where it stands

How Mammoth Espresso compares

Where it stands

374 of 402 in New Orleans cafes and bars

Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Le Salon - Afternoon Tea F, Louis XVI F. Just below: Meauxbar Bistro F, Mick's Irish Pub F.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain95%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML90%no
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%no
Structured data with address, phone and hours40%no
Have an llms.txt40%no

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Businesses like Mammoth Espresso in New Orleans cafes and bars

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Businesses of the same kind in New Orleans cafes and bars40247%21%0%
Findings

What to fix first

  1. The site couldn't be read at all

    The server answered Service Unavailable. Hosting firewalls often answer that way to anything that isn't a browser. A real browser tried too and got http_503.

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Builder: unknown · A plain fetch got http_503; a real browser got http_503 too.

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