The Direct Index
Report · Portland · scanned 2026-10-24

Laughing Planet

laughingplanet.com is mostly ready for agents.

Listed by OpenStreetMap.

OrderMenuCallWebsite

Ways to reach Laughing Planet directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-24. Through olo acting for the business. Report a mistake

Southeast Belmont Street 3320 97214 Portland · +1-503-235-6472

Its menu mentions: vegan options, vegetarian dishes, a children's menu · Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

Nearby, also direct

Places near Laughing Planet that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Laughing Planet's website. It can read what Laughing Planet offers. It finds a way to book or order directly, through Olo.

76.9%

50 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

2

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Named by assistants

Named by ChatGPT and Claude for "Dinner with two kids tonight, somewhere relaxed. Book a table for four" and "Something healthy like bowls or salads delivered to my office at lunch" in Portland, October 2026

Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in Portland and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in 2 answers, by 2 of the 3 assistants asked.

QuestionNamed byAsked
Dinner with two kids tonight, somewhere relaxed. Book a table for four.Claude with a link to this site2026-10-22
Something healthy like bowls or salads delivered to my office at lunch.ChatGPT with a link to this site
Claude with a link to this site
2026-10-22

Every place named in Portland, question by question.

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The badge shows how many of the assistants asked named this business, and the month. It updates after every round.

Named by 2 of 3 assistants, Direct Index

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask:
“Something healthy like bowls or salads delivered to my office at lunch.” (ChatGPT, Claude, with a link to this site)
“Dinner with two kids tonight, somewhere relaxed. Book a table for four.” (Claude, with a link to this site)

Where it stands

How Laughing Planet compares

Where it stands

225 of 758 in Portland

Top 30% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Khao Moo Dang B, Kung Pow! B. Just below: Morton's The Steakhouse B, New Taipei Noodle Haus B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%yes
Publish the menu or price list as HTML100%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)96%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours53%no
Have an llms.txt30%no

The top 10% are the 77 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites built with WordPress 224,455 sites55%24%76.9%
Sites using Olo 433 sites73%76%76.9%

Nearest places with a similar menu

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Taquería Los Puñales mexican10 mFno
El Chilito Loco mexican113 mByes
La Patroncita mexican458 mCyes
Olé Olé mexican1.3 kmFno
Todo Tacos tacos, mexican1.3 kmFno
Nuestra Cocina mexican1.6 kmDno
MX21 mexican1.7 kmDno
Frontera Sur mexican, guatemalan1.7 kmDno
El Brasero mexican1.8 kmDno
Tito's Burritos mexican2.1 kmByes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Laughing Planet in Portland

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Portland75860%43%76.9%
Sites built with WordPress in Portland12164%43%76.9%
Sites using Olo in Portland381%100%76.9%
Sites built with WordPress and using Olo in Portland381%100%76.9%

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Portland

Burgerville A 100% · Fogo de Chão A 100% · Casa Colima A 95.4% · Fomo Chicken A 94.9% · Elephants Delicatessen at World Trade Center A 93.8%

After the top fixes

With the fix above (Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 87.7%. That would be 92nd of 758 in Portland, up from 225th.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  2. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Portland. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
  • Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
  • Ordering through olo on your own domain There's no marketplace commission, and the customer stays yours.

Builder: wordpress · contact page /about/: nothing new; menu page /menu/: nothing new

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on wordpress.

Where to paste it on WordPress: a plugin that adds code to every page's header, such as WPCode (Insert Headers and Footers), in its Header box. the official help page.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "Laughing Planet",
  "url": "https://laughingplanet.com/",
  "telephone": "+1-503-235-6472",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Southeast Belmont Street 3320",
    "postalCode": "97214",
    "addressLocality": "Portland"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 45.5163481,
    "longitude": -122.630481
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "mexican"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://laughingplanet.com/menu/",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://laughingplanet.olo.com/",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Laughing Planet

> fast food restaurant (mexican) in Southeast Belmont Street 3320 97214 Portland, Portland. Phone +1-503-235-6472.

## Book or order directly

- Order: https://laughingplanet.olo.com/ (through olo acting for the business)
- Menu: https://laughingplanet.com/menu/

## About

- Website: https://laughingplanet.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

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Agent-Direct Score B

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Laughing Planet

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/laughingplanet.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/portland/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Orderlaughingplanet.olo.com/ vendor on own site: Olofound by the scan of 2026-10-24, not yet tested
Menulaughingplanet.com/menu/ html_pagefrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+1-503-235-6472

Stable links that count: /go/laughingplanet.com/order, /go/laughingplanet.com/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Olo, read
Not stated

The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet. About Olo · all vendors.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes