Hey Chopp
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Listed by OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Hey Chopp directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-24. Report a mistake
Hours, from OpenStreetMap · Overture Maps: Mon–Tue closed · Wed–Sun 19:00–02:00
Juan Paullier 1436 Montevideo · +598 92 372334
Places near Hey Chopp that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Puta Madre Bar810 m
The website's grade
AI assistants can't open Hey Chopp's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.
0 of 80 points available
agent-readiness level
thing to fix
Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
Named by Gemini for "The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve?" in Montevideo cafes and bars, November 2026
Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in Montevideo cafes and bars and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in one answer, by 1 of the 2 assistants asked.
| Question | Named by | Asked |
|---|---|---|
| The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve? | Gemini by name, without a link | 2026-11-03 |
Every place named in Montevideo cafes and bars, question by question.
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/heychopp.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/named/heychopp.com.svg" alt="Named by 1 of 2 assistants, Direct Index" width="300" height="40"></a>
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
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Recommended when people ask:
“The best craft beer place tonight. Do I need to reserve?” (Gemini, by name, without a link)
How Hey Chopp compares
Not ranked yet in Montevideo cafes and bars
The ranking updates every hour. This site joins it at the next update.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 70% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 70% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 70% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 10% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 50% | no |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| La Morada de Saturno | 110 m | C | no |
| Café Los Araucanos | 358 m | F | no |
| Icons Restopub & Music | 380 m | B | no |
| Orientales, la Patria y la Birra | 386 m | C | no |
| Escaramuza coffee_shop | 629 m | C | no |
| Savia | 667 m | F | no |
| Porto Vanila cafe | 805 m | F | no |
| The Puta Madre Bar | 805 m | A | yes |
| Café Gourmand | 838 m | C | no |
| Living | 872 m | F | no |
Businesses like Hey Chopp in Montevideo cafes and bars
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Montevideo cafes and bars | 73 | 45% | 10% | 0% |
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