Gwarn Jerk Newcastle
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Ways to reach Gwarn Jerk Newcastle directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. On the business's own site. Report a mistake
Hours, from gwarnjerk.com: Mon–Tue closed · Wed–Thu 15:30–20:00 · Fri–Sat 15:30–21:00 · Sun 15:30–19:00
133 Benwell Ln Newcastle Upon Tyne · 01916822488
Prices: 34 prices on the site, the middle one £5.50
Places near Gwarn Jerk Newcastle that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Pizza Box20 m
- Star Pizza490 m · pizza
- Spice Up Mandi House and Banquet hall490 m · indian
- Smokd & Smashd Newcastle730 m
The website's grade
Some AI assistants are turned away by Gwarn Jerk Newcastle's website. It can read what Gwarn Jerk Newcastle offers. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.
44.5 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Bot-Aware
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
In Newcastle upon Tyne, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £13.50.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
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The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Newcastle upon Tyne and named 84 places. Gwarn Jerk Newcastle wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Gwarn Jerk Newcastle compares
188 of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne
Top 41% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Vegan Festival Uk C, Wendy's C. Just below: Northumberland Park Fisheries C, Pizza Pizza C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 21% | no |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pizza Box | 16 m | D | yes |
| Soho Korean & Japanese Street Food korean | 61 m | D | no |
| Culture Restaurant and Bar caribbean | 428 m | F | no |
| Star Pizza pizza | 493 m | D | yes |
| Spice Up Mandi House and Banquet hall indian | 493 m | B | yes |
| The Food Father Chopwell pizza | 659 m | F | no |
| Smokd & Smashd Newcastle | 729 m | C | yes |
| Medina grill west road | 777 m | F | no |
| Pepe's Piri Piri | 785 m | B | no |
| Dixy Chicken chicken | 811 m | B | no |
Businesses like Gwarn Jerk Newcastle in Newcastle upon Tyne
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne | 457 | 58% | 40% | 68.5% |
After the top fixes
With the two fixes above (The server turns AI crawlers away at the door; robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, ChatGPT-User, Claude-User, Perplexity-User), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 7th of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne, up from 188th.
What to fix first
- The server turns AI crawlers away at the door +10 points
Requests as GPTBot (http_403), ClaudeBot (http_403), PerplexityBot (http_403) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. How to fix it
- robots.txt blocks GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, ChatGPT-User, Claude-User, Perplexity-User +7.5 points
These are the crawlers behind ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Google's AI features. Remove the Disallow lines for them, or add explicit Allow rules. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
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Already right
- Structured data found (Restaurant) address, phone, opening hours
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
- Ordering on your own site Agents can order without going through a marketplace.
Builder: unknown · booking page /delivery: nothing new · What to paste
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