The Direct Index
Report · London cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-21

Shoreditch Funhouse

eventbrite.co.uk is partly visible to agents.

Listed by Overture Maps.

MenuCallWebsite

Ways to reach Shoreditch Funhouse directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-21. Report a mistake

28 Bethnal Green Road, E1 6, London · +447517197480

Nearby, also direct

Places near Shoreditch Funhouse that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Shoreditch Funhouse's website. It can read what Shoreditch Funhouse offers. To book or order, it is sent to Eventbrite, a marketplace.

66.2%

43 of 65 points available

1/5

agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence

3

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Shoreditch Funhouse compares

Where it stands

2,012 of 5,882 in London cafes and bars

Top 34% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Seed Library C, Serve Smiths C. Just below: Skinners Arms C, Smith & Whistle Bar & Terrace C.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain100%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML94%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)94%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours50%no
Have an llms.txt22%no

The top 10% are the 603 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites using Eventbrite 136 sites53%19%66.2%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
Shuffle Club35 mAyes
Cocktail Trading Co113 mCyes
The Owl & the Pussycat120 mBno
HOKO Hong Kong Cafe chinese, coffee, tea, bubble_tea190 mCno
Little Fires mexican215 mAyes
Vintage Cafe italian, sandwich, coffee_shop229 mByes
Coffee Matters303 mBno
Seed Library329 mCyes
Paper & Cup334 mDno
Brick Lane Taproom335 mDno
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Shoreditch Funhouse in London cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars5,88250%30%66.2%
Sites using Eventbrite in London cafes and bars454%0%66.2%

The best of the sites using Eventbrite in London cafes and bars

Holy Grain & Brew C 63.1% · Freaks and Geeks C 55.4% · Ludo's D 53.8% · London Night Cafe D 43.1%

After the top fixes

With the two fixes above (Booking only through eventbrite; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 51st of 5,882 in London cafes and bars, up from 2012th.

This site appears in 2 cities (2 places on eventbrite.co.uk). All the cities it's in →

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Booking only through eventbrite +12 points

    Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor

  2. Structured data is incomplete +7 points

    Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it

  3. No llms.txt no points, but worth doing

    Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in London cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

  • robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
  • AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
  • Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
  • Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · contact page /l/contact-eventbrite-sales/: booking via eventbrite; menu page /help/en-us/articles/212596/supplemental-privacy-notice-for-california-residents/: booking via eventbrite

Fix kit

What to paste

Filled in from the business's own record and this scan. Check every line before it goes live. The guides show where it goes on your builder.

Show the code to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD)

Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. Guide.

<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Organization",
  "name": "Shoreditch Funhouse",
  "url": "http://Shoreditchfunhouse.com/",
  "telephone": "+447517197480",
  "address": "28 Bethnal Green Road, E1 6, London",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.52383100590359,
    "longitude": -0.07389765775257072
  }
}
</script>

llms.txt

Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. Guide.

# Shoreditch Funhouse

> organization in 28 Bethnal Green Road, E1 6, London, London cafes and bars. Phone +447517197480.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/help/en-us/articles/212596/supplemental-privacy-notice-for-california-residents/

## About

- Website: http://Shoreditchfunhouse.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
Owners

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Agent-Direct Score C

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Shoreditch Funhouse

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/eventbrite.co.uk, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/london-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menuwww.eventbrite.co.uk/help/en-us/articles/212596/supplemental html_pagefrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+447517197480

Stable links that count: /go/eventbrite.co.uk/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Eventbrite, read 2026-10-15
Not stated

Eventbrite's terms of service (20 August 2025), section 13.1, bar scraping, crawling or automated means to extract data from the sites; they do not address an agent buying a ticket for a person; the separate API terms cover developer apps. Source. About Eventbrite · all vendors.

Found one hop past the home page: contact page /l/contact-eventbrite-sales/: booking via eventbrite; menu page /help/en-us/articles/212596/supplemental-privacy-notice-for-california-residents/: booking via eventbrite.

Agent readiness

Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlyes
AI bot rules in robots.txtyes
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtno how
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsyes
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes