The Direct Index
Report · Melbourne cafes and bars · scanned 2026-10-18

Denis the Menace Cafe

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Ways to reach Denis the Menace Cafe directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-10-18. Report a mistake

106/108 Chestnut St, 3121, Melbourne · +61394289061

Prices: 3 prices on the site, the middle one A$20.00

Owners

The website's grade

An AI assistant can open Denis the Menace Cafe's website. It can read what Denis the Menace Cafe offers. To book or order, it is sent to Quandoo, a marketplace.

76.9%

50 of 65 points available

0/5

agent-readiness level, Not Ready

2

things to fix

Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.

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What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored

These don't change the grade.

3 prices on the landing page, the middle one A$20.00.

In Melbourne, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is A$23.00.

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Assistants

What assistants answer

Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.

The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Where it stands

How Denis the Menace Cafe compares

Where it stands

587 of 3,067 in Melbourne cafes and bars

Top 19% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Club Officer B, Cobb Lane B. Just below: Embla B, Hunter and Hound Pub B.

What the top 10% of the index doesTop 10%This site
Take bookings or orders on their own domain99%no
Publish the menu or price list as HTML91%yes
Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt)98%yes
Structured data with address, phone and hours28%yes
Have an llms.txt25%yes

The top 10% are the 311 highest-scoring reachable sites in the index at the last update.

Compared with its peers

Average scoreA or BThis site
Sites using Quandoo 115 sites52%12%76.9%

Nearest places in the index

PlaceDistanceGradeDirect booking or ordering
LaManna & Sons78 mDyes
The Cherry Tree Hotel167 mCno
Lilac Wine191 mByes
Gravity Espresso Coffee194 mFno
Square One Coffee Roasters205 mFyes
Tora Tora Sando & Coffee210 mByes
Pillar of salt213 mDno
Royal Saxon215 mBno
Crop260 mCno
The Prince Alfred316 mAyes
Businesses like yours

Businesses like Denis the Menace Cafe in Melbourne cafes and bars

GroupSitesAvg scoreA or BThis site
Businesses of the same kind in Melbourne cafes and bars3,06754%31%76.9%
Sites using Quandoo in Melbourne cafes and bars864%25%76.9%

The best of the sites using Quandoo in Melbourne cafes and bars

The Seasonal Kitchen A 90.8% · Curry Vault C 67.7% · Fig & Fern Cafe C 66.2% · Round Bird Can't Fly C 66.2% · Terracotta Elsternwick C 64.6%

After the top fixes

With the two fixes above (Booking only through quandoo; Quandoo's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 3,067 in Melbourne cafes and bars.

Peers are the businesses in the same index that have a reachable site, using the latest scan of each. The rank comes from the index's current ranking.

Findings

What to fix first

  1. Booking only through quandoo +12 points

    Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. How to fix it About this vendor

  2. Quandoo's terms ban bots and automated use, but a direct form on your own site has no such limit +12 points

    Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.quandoo.co.uk/terms-conditions. An agent that books or orders there goes against the vendor's terms unless the vendor allows it. A form or booking page on your own domain has no such limit. How to fix it About this vendor

Send the fixes to your web person

One email with the fixes and the link. Nothing is stored.

No one is listed yet to fix this in Melbourne cafes and bars. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.

Already right

Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · contact page /contact: nothing new; menu page /menu: nothing new

Owners

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Agent-Direct Score B

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For developers and agents

What agents get, and what the site publishes

The direct record agents get for this business, the rails an agent could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.

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The direct record

What agents get for Denis the Menace Cafe

The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/denisthemenacecafe.com.au, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/melbourne-cafes-bars/direct.json.

PathLinkStatus
Booknone on record
Ordernone on record
Menudenisthemenacecafe.com.au/menu html_pagefrom the scan
Hoursnone on record
Phone+61394289061

Stable links that count: /go/denisthemenacecafe.com.au/menu answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.

Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.

Transactable

Can an agent transact?

Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.

UCP profile
/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol
no
ACP discovery document
/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol
no
MCP server card
/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json
no
Ordering vendor that takes agent orders
Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents
no
Vendor terms for agents
Quandoo, read 2026-10-15
No

Quandoo's end-user terms (London, May 2018, section 3.3.1) bar robots, spiders, scrapers or any other automated means of access to the website for any purpose; the operator, Quandoo UK Limited, is in members' voluntary liquidation and the German company is in liquidation too. Source. About Quandoo · all vendors.

Agent readiness

Level 0 of 5, Not Ready

These are the standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, checked the same way as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. They don't count toward the score. Each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.

Link headers on the homepageno how
sitemap.xmlno how
AI bot rules in robots.txtno how
Content Signals in robots.txtno how
Markdown on Accept: text/markdownno how
llms.txtyes
API catalog (RFC 9727)no how
MCP server cardno how
A2A agent cardno how
Agent Skills indexno how
OAuth or OIDC discoveryno how
OAuth protected resource metadatano how
auth.mdno how
Web Bot Auth key directoryno how
ARD capability manifestno how
DNS-AID recordsno how
WebMCP tools on the pageno how
JSON-LD for the businessyes