Dark Side of the Moo
darksideofthemooburgers.com is hard for agents to use.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Dark Side of the Moo, so they rely on what other sites say about it.
Listed by OpenStreetMap.
Order directly: order.online/business/81804 through doordash_storefront acting for the business
See what an AI agent reads on this site →
28 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level
things to fix
Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.
Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then): fixed The site could not be read at all. new The site turned every visitor without a browser away; No menu or price list.
What assistants answer
Each assistant is asked three questions about this business: the official website, where to book, where to order. The cell says where the answer sent people.
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.
How Dark Side of the Moo compares
2,922 of 4,122 in New York
Top 71% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Cuihua Kitchen Inc D, DD Thai Cuisine D. Just below: Empire Sandwich Shop D, Errol's Caribbean Delights D.
| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 99% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 47% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 13% | no |
The top tenth is the 413 best-scoring reachable sites of the index at the last refresh.
Against its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites using DoorDash Storefront 546 sites | 72% | 60% | 43.1% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Corto italian | 109 m | F | no |
| Carol Ann's Table caribbean, brunch | 681 m | A | yes |
| Low Fidelity pizza | 710 m | F | no |
| Il Tavolo di Palmisano italian | 945 m | D | no |
| Nanduji indian | 999 m | A | yes |
| Bahn Pho vietnamese | 1.3 km | D | no |
| Benny Tudinos pizza | 1.3 km | C | no |
| #1 Fine Chinese Cuisine chinese | 1.3 km | A | yes |
| Grubbs Take Away burger | 1.3 km | C | yes |
| Rosario's at Willow pizza | 1.3 km | B | no |
Businesses like Dark Side of the Moo in New York
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New York | 4,122 | 56% | 42% | 43.1% |
| Sites using DoorDash Storefront in New York | 118 | 72% | 63% | 43.1% |
The best of the sites using DoorDash Storefront in New York
Fogo de Chão A 100% · Dim Sum Palace A 95.4% · Bhatti A 93.8% · Hook & Reel Cajun Seafood & Bar A 92.3% · Jora A 92.3%
The climb
With the two fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 92.3%: 232nd of 4,122 in New York, up from 2922nd.
Peers are the businesses of the same index with a reachable site, latest scan of each; the rank uses the index's current ranking.
What to fix first
- The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included +25 points
A plain fetch was refused (http_429); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. How to fix it
- No menu or price list found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in New York. List your agency or yourself: free, reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.
- Structured data present (Restaurant) address, phone, opening hours
- Ordering through doordash_storefront on your own domain No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.
Builder: unknown · Front: cloudflare · A plain fetch got http_429; a real browser got the page, so the scan continues on the rendered page.
Own this business?
Fixed something, or think a check is wrong? Rescans are free. Claiming takes one email to confirm; after that the three assistants are asked about the business right away, the site is rescanned weekly, and you get a message only when the score changes.
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Keep watching this business: the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: ten questions to each assistant and the places nearby; 5 EUR once. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
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<a href="https://directindex.org/r/darksideofthemooburgers.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/darksideofthemooburgers.com.svg" alt="Agent-Direct Score D" width="236" height="40"></a>
What agents get, and what the site publishes
The direct record an agent is served for this business, the rails it could transact through, and the agent standards the site publishes.
Show the details
What agents get for Dark Side of the Moo
The links an assistant is sent when it books, orders or reads the menu for this business, where each leads, and when a browser last checked it. The same record is served as JSON at /api/direct/darksideofthemooburgers.com, through the MCP tool direct_record and in the city feed /city/new-york/direct.json.
| Path | Link | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Book | none on record | |
| Order | order.online/business/81804 vendor on own site: DoorDash Storefront | found by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested |
| Menu | none on record | |
| Hours | Mo 17:00-21:00; Tu-Th 12:00-22:00; Fr 12:00-00:00; Sa 09:00-00:00; Su 09:00-22:00 (closed now) | from OpenStreetMap |
| Phone | +1 201 216 0495 |
Stable links that count: /go/darksideofthemooburgers.com/order answer 302 to the links above; the count is the line "followed N direct links" on this page.
Owners: claim the business below to correct this record; the claim email carries the link.
Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored: the Agent-Direct Score stays at specification v1.0. This says which rails an agent could transact through today, and what the booking or ordering vendor's terms allow.
| UCP profile /.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol | no |
| ACP discovery document /.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol | no |
| MCP server card /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json | no |
| Ordering vendor that takes agent orders Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents | no |
| Vendor terms for agents DoorDash Storefront, read | Not stated |
The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet. About DoorDash Storefront · all vendors.
Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_429); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.
Not measured
The standards an agent looks for before it reads a page, on the same criteria as Cloudflare's Agent Readiness scan. Not part of the score; each missing item links to a how-to. Cloudflare's report.
| JSON-LD for the business | yes |