# Dark Side of the Moo: Agent-Direct Score D (43.1%)

Site: http://www.themoofoodtruck.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/darksideofthemooburgers.com
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Dark Side of the Moo is hard for agents to use.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Dark Side of the Moo, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Order directly: https://order.online/business/81804 (through doordash_storefront acting for the business)
- Phone: +1 201 216 0495

## What to fix first
- **The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (http_429); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.
- **Structured data present (Restaurant).** address, phone, opening hours
- **Ordering through doordash_storefront on your own domain.** No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: The site could not be read at all
- New: The site turned every visitor without a browser away; No menu or price list

## Where it stands
2922 of 4122 in New York. Top 71% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 99% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 47% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 13% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Corto (F, 109 m, https://directindex.org/r/cortojc.com); Carol Ann's Table (A, 681 m, https://directindex.org/r/carolannstable.com); Low Fidelity (F, 710 m, https://directindex.org/r/lowfidelitybar.com); Il Tavolo di Palmisano (D, 945 m, https://directindex.org/r/iltavolohoboken.com); Nanduji (A, 999 m, https://directindex.org/r/nandujiusa.com); Bahn Pho (D, 1316 m, https://directindex.org/r/bahnpho.com); Benny Tudinos (C, 1322 m, https://directindex.org/r/bennytudinos.com); #1 Fine Chinese Cuisine (A, 1327 m, https://directindex.org/r/no1hoboken.com); Grubbs Take Away (C, 1329 m, https://directindex.org/r/grubbstakeaway.com); Rosario's at Willow (B, 1335 m, https://directindex.org/r/rosarioshoboken.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites using DoorDash Storefront 70% (56% A or B, 658 sites); This site 43.1%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/darksideofthemooburgers.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Dark Side of the Moo in New York

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in New York | 4122 | 56% | 42% | 43.1% |
| Sites using DoorDash Storefront in New York | 118 | 72% | 63% | 43.1% |

The best of the sites using DoorDash Storefront in New York: Fogo de Chão (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/fogodechao.com); Dim Sum Palace (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/dimsumpalace.com); Bhatti (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/bhattinyc.com); Hook & Reel Cajun Seafood & Bar (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/hookreel.com); Jora (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/jorany.com).

With the two fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 92.3%: 232nd of 4,122 in New York, up from 2922nd.

## The direct record
What agents get for Dark Side of the Moo, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/darksideofthemooburgers.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: https://order.online/business/81804 (vendor on own site: DoorDash Storefront; found by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested)
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo 17:00-21:00; Tu-Th 12:00-22:00; Fr 12:00-00:00; Sa 09:00-00:00; Su 09:00-22:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1 201 216 0495
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/darksideofthemooburgers.com/order

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, DoorDash Storefront: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet.

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got http_429); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 18 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/darksideofthemooburgers.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/darksideofthemooburgers.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=darksideofthemooburgers.com&force=1