The Direct Index
Report · scanned 2026-11-14

What an AI agent reads on Cloud9 Shisha

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from cloud9shisha.co.uk, taken from the copy the scanner kept.

696

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

Text

The words an agent gets

Title: Home - Cloud 9 Bistro Lounge & Shisha Garden · language en-GB. First 696 of 696 characters:

Home - Cloud 9 Bistro Lounge & Shisha Garden Home Menu Photos Contact Home Menu Photos Contact Home Menu Photos Contact Home Menu Photos Contact Instagram Facebook-f Home Menu Photos Contact Home Menu Photos Contact Home Menu Photos Contact Home Menu Photos Contact Instagram Facebook-f Shisha Garden DISHUP ABOUT Menu Shisha Gallery Contact Desserts Socialise OPENING HOURS Monday -Thursday 4pm - 12am Friday 4pm - 2am Saturday 2pm - 2am Sunday 2pm - 12am FIND US Cloud 9 Bistro Lounge & Shisha Garden 449 Lordship Lane, London, N22 5DJ SOCIAL ACCOUNTS Follow us on our social media accounts for latest offers and updates. Instagram Facebook-f © 2019 All rights reserved. Powered by SMBL Digital
Facts

What it can say about the business

A business type in JSON-LDOrganization
NameCloud 9 Bistro Lounge & Shisha Garden
Telephone07745948690 (a tel: link, not structured)
Addressno
Opening hoursno
Menu or price lista menu or price-list page in HTML cloud9shisha.co.uk/menu/
Cuisine in structured datano
JSON-LD blocks1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification)
Actions

The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found; only a phone number (07745948690). An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The report turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.