Cloud9 Shisha
cloud9shisha.co.uk is partly visible to agents.
Listed by Overture Maps.
Ways to reach Cloud9 Shisha directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-14. Report a mistake
214-216 Westmorland Rd, NE4 6QZ, Newcastle upon Tyne · 07533 668777
Places near Cloud9 Shisha that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Zaza Restaurant at the Gate430 m
- Good Chef Chinese Takeaway600 m · chinese
- Howdyz - Newcastle730 m
- Shawarma Fattoush780 m · lebanese
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Cloud9 Shisha's website. It can read what Cloud9 Shisha offers. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.
43 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site.
Every city compared →What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Newcastle upon Tyne and named 84 places. Cloud9 Shisha wasn't one of them. See who was named →
How Cloud9 Shisha compares
207 of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne
Top 45% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Toby Carvery C, Chit 'n' Chaat C. Just below: Branches C, River Kitchen C.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 62% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 21% | no |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 270,003 sites | 55% | 25% | 66.2% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Zaza Restaurant at the Gate | 426 m | B | yes |
| Good Chef Chinese Takeaway chinese | 599 m | B | yes |
| Baba Mediterranean Bbq Kebabs mediterranean | 620 m | F | no |
| Chefs' Academy Restaurant british | 621 m | D | no |
| Alsham Restaurant _ مطعم الشام lebanese | 638 m | C | no |
| Howdyz - Newcastle | 725 m | B | yes |
| Al Araby Restaurant مطعم العربي middle_eastern | 772 m | F | no |
| Shawarma Fattoush lebanese | 775 m | D | yes |
| Dining Oasis Restaurant african | 779 m | C | no |
| Earthlings - The healing Cafe vegetarian | 781 m | D | no |
Businesses like Cloud9 Shisha in Newcastle upon Tyne
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Newcastle upon Tyne | 457 | 58% | 40% | 66.2% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Newcastle upon Tyne | 120 | 67% | 49% | 66.2% |
After the top fixes
With the two fixes above (No booking or ordering link on the website; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 7th of 457 in Newcastle upon Tyne, up from 207th.
What to fix first
- No booking or ordering link on the website +13 points
There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +6 points
Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it
- No llms.txt no points, but worth doing
Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. How to fix it
- The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data
The site shows 07745948690, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists 07533 668777. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org.
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Newcastle upon Tyne. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
- Menu or price list is an HTML page Agents can read the items and prices.
Builder: wordpress · contact page /contact/: phone; menu page /menu/: nothing new · What to paste
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