Bad Monkey
badmonkeythailand.com is hard for agents to use.
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Ways to reach Bad Monkey directly, with no marketplace in between. Checked 2026-11-12. Report a mistake
Soi Nanairoumjai, 83150, กะทู้
Places near Bad Monkey that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Let’s Relax Spa1.3 km
The website's grade
An AI assistant can open Bad Monkey's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It can't find a link to book or order online.
33 of 65 points available
agent-readiness level, Basic Web Presence
things to fix
Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.
What the site tells visitors Measured, not scored
These don't change the grade.
Visitors from abroad, and assistants answering in English, read the page as it is.
Every city compared →Named by Gemini for "A barber for a beard trim and a cut today. Can I book online?" in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage, November 2026
Each assistant was asked the way people ask, with web search on, for up to three places in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage and a link to each one's own site. This business was named in one answer, by 1 of the 2 assistants asked.
| Question | Named by | Asked |
|---|---|---|
| A barber for a beard trim and a cut today. Can I book online? | Gemini with a link to this site | 2026-11-12 |
Every place named in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage, question by question.
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The badge shows how many of the assistants asked named this business, and the month. It updates after every round.
<a href="https://directindex.org/r/badmonkeythailand.com"><img src="https://directindex.org/badge/named/badmonkeythailand.com.svg" alt="Named by 1 of 2 assistants, Direct Index" width="300" height="40"></a>
What assistants answer
Each assistant gets three questions about this business: the official website, where to book and where to order. Each cell shows where the answer sent people.
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.
Recommended when people ask:
“A barber for a beard trim and a cut today. Can I book online?” (Gemini, with a link to this site)
How Bad Monkey compares
90 of 164 in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage
Top 55% of the sites scanned in this index. Just above: Organiq Nail & Spa D, Ashara Spa and Massage D. Just below: Lime Leaf Spa Panwa D, Nam Health and Wellness D.
| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 72% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 89% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 22% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 39% | yes |
Compared with its peers
| Average score | A or B | This site | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sites built with WordPress 251,600 sites | 55% | 24% | 50.8% |
Nearest places in the index
| Place | Distance | Grade | Direct booking or ordering |
|---|---|---|---|
| Spa Burasari | 830 m | F | no |
| Kim's Massage and Spa | 1.1 km | F | no |
| Let’s Relax Spa | 1.3 km | B | yes |
| Aromdee massage | 1.6 km | B | no |
| SabaiJai D | 2.0 km | F | no |
Businesses like Bad Monkey in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage
| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage | 164 | 51% | 22% | 50.8% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage | 64 | 58% | 23% | 50.8% |
After the top fixes
With the three fixes above (No online booking link on the website; Structured data is incomplete; No price list of services found), the score would be about 95.4%, which would be first of 164 in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage.
What to fix first
- No online booking link on the website +15 points
There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add an online appointment page on your own domain. How to fix it
- Structured data is incomplete +7 points
Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. How to fix it
- No price list of services found +7 points
Agents answer 'what do they offer and what does it cost?' from marketplaces and directories instead. Add a page that lists services and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. How to fix it
Send the fixes to your web person
No one is listed yet to fix this in Phuket hairdressers, beauty salons and massage. List your agency or yourself. It's free, and every listing is reviewed by hand.
Already right
- robots.txt lets AI crawlers in No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- AI crawlers get the page GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- Structured data found (Organization) no address, phone or hours in it
Builder: wordpress · contact page /bad-monkey-barber-shop-patong/: nothing new · What to paste
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